10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
This is a special week because all the quotes in this chapter will be from the Smosh Summer Games WE BLEW IT videos. Which team do you like the most?
SPOILER ALERT IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YEARS SUMMER GAMES!
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Matt Raub: ''We're gonna force you two to volunteer.''
Video: TEAM PICKING / GIANT KING OF THE HILL (Smosh Summer Games)
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Shayne: ''Our goal? Murder.''
Video: TEAM PICKING / GIANT KING OF THE HILL (Smosh Summer Games)
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Sarah: ''You need water to live.''
Matt Raub: ''Sure you do, sure you do. Who invited her?''
Video: PUNISHMENT SCUBA (Smosh Summer Games)
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Lasercorn: ''1 point. Freestyle rap about your first kiss.''
Ian: ''Am I gonna get jealous about this? Should I not hear this?''
Lasercorn: ''Yeah, you're gonna get a little bit jealous.''
Lasercorn: *Rapping*
Alright, yo! We're in my car and I'm 22
and people are like hey! this guy's a cool half-jew.
And this girl was all on my jock
and she's like: I think Blink 182 counts as rock.
And then, yeah, I was like: you know
you're the girl that I've been seeing
even though you don't look like Ian.
And then, she leaned in and she said
hey dude, I wanna kiss you but I'm... totally not nude.
And I'm like: well, change that.
And she's like: nah.
So then I just kissed her.
Video: PUNISHMENT SCUBA (Smosh Summer Games)
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Courtney: ''Let two teammates bite your elbows for 15 seconds. Have at it Damien and Boze!''
Lasercorn: ''There's one viewer out there that's like: This is my fetish!''
Video: PUNISHMENT SCUBA (Smosh Summer Games)
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Joven: *Is about to slingshot a water balloon*
Lasercorn: ''All Joven's shots are gonna be crooked cause one arm is way stronger than the other.''
Video: GET WET SLINGSHOT CHALLENGE (Smosh Summer Games)
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Damien: ''Hey Lasercorn?''
Lasercorn: ''Yeah?''
Damien: ''I don't believe in you.''
Lasercorn: ''What? Okay, thanks buddy. I love you too.''
Video: GET WET SLINGSHOT CHALLENGE (Smosh Summer Games)
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Lasercorn: ''Iancorn!'' *Slingshots water balloon*
Shayne: *Catches water balloon*
Lasercorn: ''Shaynecorn! That's what I meant!''
Courtney: ''Daddy got his juice.''
Video: GET WET SLINGSHOT CHALLENGE (Smosh Summer Games)
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*Ian and Lasercorn standing shirtless next to each other*
Lasercorn: ''I'm here for support and to make him look better by comparison.''
Ian: ''We're dad-bod buddies.''
Lasercorn: ''Yeah, but I actually have a son.''
~S A V A G E~
Video: ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP CONTEST FINALE (Smosh Summer Games)
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Narrator: ''It was on that day, the 24th of August in the year of our lord 2018, that the curse was finally lifted and the cursed boy, known as Wes_irl helped his team finally win instead of the previous five years of losses and embarrassments that he brought upon his previous teams. All this leaving us with one final question; Where was Anthony? And is Pinecone really dead? I guess that's two questions.''
Video: ULTIMATE BELLY FLOP CONTEST FINALE (Smosh Summer Games)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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