10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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Courtney: ''If you had to be either an elbow or an ankle, what would you be?''
Olivia: ''Oh, hell yeah I know.''
Courtney: ''Okay, go for it bae.''
Olivia: ''Okay, you know, ankles are so fragile, right? Elbows, if you pinch it you got no feeling. I'd rather have no feeling.''
Courtney: ''You don't want feelings anymore?''
Olivia: ''No, they're too hard to deal with in this life.''
Video: GOING BACK IN TIME?! (The Show w/ No Name)
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Joven: ''They will be playing against me, the dungeon master, who will be playing as a bunch of villains.''
Lasercorn: ''More like dumbgeon master, am I right?'' *High fives Mari*
Video: AVENGERS INFINITY WAR THE GAME
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Shayne: ''Guys, everybody FUCKING LISTEN! Okay, we've got emergency exits on the right side and the left side, in the back, in the front.''
Joven: ''Wait wait wait wait wait.''
Shayne: ''What?''
Joven: ''Where's the front one again?''
Shayne: ''The front one is up there.''
Joven: ''Yeah. Right there, got it.''
Shayne: ''In case of an emergency you've got- SHUT THE FUCK UP!''
Shayne: ''In case of an emergency, you've got giant sponges underneath your seats. You use them as flotation devices, hold on to them for all of your life. You will drown nonetheless, they will help you sink.''
Matt Raub: ''What's that smell?''
Shayne: ''That smell is you sir.''
Shayne: ''I will come around and get your lunch orders IN A SECOND YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE... alright.''
Bus driver: ''You know there's an elementary school and class is going on right now?''
Shayne: ''Oh, I'm so sorry. There are children.''
Video: FIRST CAMP EXPERIENCES (Smosh Summer Games)
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Lasercorn: ''Did you just crash our tactical chopper?''
Ian: ''Nooo... I just parked it... with an explosion.''
Video: GRAND THEFT SMOSH FUNNY MOMENTS 1 (Bonus)
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Olivia: ''Well you see, I am a banana tree.''
Noah: *Dribbles out water*
Video: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #3 (Squad Vlogs)
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Mari: ''I've always wanted to be a skinny Ron Jeremy.''
Video: MARI'S BEST MOMENTS (Lost Levels)
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Sohinki: ''If you could take only 3 things on an island, what would they be?
Lasercorn: ''A boat...''
Video: OUR SPIRIT ANIMALS - LUNCHTIME WITH SMOSH GAMES (Bonus)
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Shayne: ''Hey Reginald, I hear you're not gonna get your science fair project in on time. It's me, Breven, the science fair champion five years in a row.''
Noah: ''Oh no it's Breven!''
Shayne: ''I've been in middle school for five years. I keep winning the science fair but I keep losing at school.''
Video: FUNNY SNAPCHAT FILTER THEATER (Squad Vlogs)
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Olivia: ''Wear shoes. That's okay because you're meeting my mom. My mom doesn't care! Life's a party, you're a boy!''
Video: FANS ROAST US! (The Show w/ No Name)
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Shayne: ''You know, I can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house into a gingerbread home.''
Noah: ''Stupid. Do you have a gingerbread wife?''
Shayne: ''Yeah but we're having gingerbread problems.''
Video: GINGERBREAD HOUSE SMASHING CHALLENGE! (Squad Vlogs)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanfictionRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
