10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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Shayne: ''I must have just been a clever kid cause I snuck past the baby prison. I got past it. Got outside, opened up the screen door, went out to the pool and was throwing rocks in the pool. I am 18 months old; my coordination and balance is not that good. I fall into the pool. I'm not an 18-month-old who knows how to swim. So, I'm face-first in the pool. I clearly drown.''
Ian: ''Why didn't you think to turn over?''
Courtney: ''Why didn't you just swim?''
Ian: ''You're dumb. Stupid baby.''
Joe: ''Why didn't you get out of the pool idiot?''
Video: HOW SHAYNE DIED (The Show w/ No Name)
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Shayne: ''This is like 40's chocolate.''
Mari: ''Broken and at war?''
Video: GROSS CANDY CANE TASTE TEST
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Damien: ''What do you call it when Snoop Dogg falls over in the desert in the middle of the day?''
Everybody: ''What?''
Damien: ''A tumble weed at high noon.''
Video: SEXY BELLY FLOP COMPETITION (Smosh Summer Games)
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Joven: ''There's lingerie next to my bed. That's not mine. Is that my underwear? Am I a crossdresser?
Sohinki: ''You're a crossdresser obviously.''
Joven: ''Whaaaaaaat?''
Flitz: ''No one is as surprised as you are.''
Video: GRAND THEFT SMOSH FUNNY MOMENTS 1 (Bonus)
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Shayne: ''Watch this.'' *Calls number* ''Hi yeah Domino's? You're my favorite pizza place.''
Shayne: ''Now watch this.'' *Calls number* ''Hi yeah Pizza Hut? You're my favorite pizza place.''
Shayne: ''Hold on.'' *Calls number* ''Hi 911, I'm naked.''
Video: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #5 w/ GUS JOHNSON
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Mari: ''I have a full set of armor and I am an independent young lady. I can take care of my own self.''
Lasercorn: ''In the Nether young lady? I think not.''
Mari: ''I like fatherly corn.''
Flitz: ''Hahaha, father corn.''
Mari: ''Yeah, I like fatherly corn.''
Lasercorn: ''Just looking out for ya.''
Video: BEST OF LASERCORN (Lost Levels)
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Olivia: ''I've never watched Star Wars. I know Jar Jar is that like... dinosaur looking dude who looks like an anteater.''
Video: WEIRDEST WOULD YOU RATHER EVER (Squad Vlogs)
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Sohinki: *singing* ''Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus. You wouldn't think that I know this song cause I'm a Hebreeew.''
Video: BEST OF SOHINKI (Lost Levels)
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Noah: ''I got a question. When have you seen Olivia read a book?''
Damien: ''Someone told me she likes to read books.''
Shayne: ''We have no actual proof that Olivia can read. She can't swim. She can barely walk.''
Video: SMOSH FAMILY SECRET SANTA
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Mari: ''Wait a minute, who didn't cry when Mufasa died?
Lasercorn: ''Me. I was rooting for Scar. He was ambitious.''
Video: DRUNK, STONED, OR STUPID (Bonus Vlogs)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanficRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
