10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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Joven: ''We should totally have a cheesecake episode.''
Wes: ''A what?''
Joven: ''A Cheesecake episode. Didn't you guys ever watch Golden Girls?''
Wes: ''Hahahaha no.''
Sohinki: ''What kind of a Joven-question is that?''
Lasercorn: ''Joven if you ever had any man-credit, you just lost all of it.''
Video: GRAND THEFT SMOSH FUNNY MOMENTS 1 (Bonus)
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Shayne: ''Hey, have you seen Coco yet? I haven't. I just got kicked out of a Baja Fresh. Forrr... murder.''
Olivia: *Spits out water*
Video: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #5 w/ GUS JOHNSON
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Olivia: ''Do you think your cousin's hot?''
Wes: *doubts*
Olivia: ''You have a hot cousin?''
Wes: ''Maybe.''
Olivia: ''Oh God, you're gross.''
Video: WEIRDEST WOULD YOU RATHER EVER (Squad Vlogs)
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Sohinki: ''Guys, do you know the actual story behind Christmas? With Santa Claus and Rudolph?''
Sohinki: ''Hear me out on this. Do you ever see what Ms. Claus looks like?''
Wes: ''No.''
Sohinki: ''You know how there's like the Brothers Grimm fairy tales and then the Disney fairy tales? Hooves are closer to claws than hands. Ms. Claws. Hooves. Reindeer. Rudolph. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Nose. People have noses. Therefore Santa Claus bangs Rudolph and that's where all the reindeer come from.''
Joven: ''What?''
Sohinki: ''All the reindeer come from Santa Claus banging Rudolph.''
Lasercorn: ''Typical Jew propaganda.''
Video: BEST OF SOHINKI (Lost Levels)
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Fan question: ''When did you guys get internet famous, originally?''
Joven: ''Were we internet famous before Smosh Games?''
Lasercorn: ''I don't think we're internet famous now, are we?''
Joven: ''Yeah, I wouldn't want to say famous.''
Sohinki: ''We're internet lamest, right? Cause we're lame and that rhymes a little bit.''
Video: LUNCHTIME WITH SMOSH GAMES (Bonus)
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Joe: ''That might have been the coolest thing that I've ever done and I created children. Sorry kids.''
Video: EPIC SLED FAILS (Smosh Winter Games)
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Noah: ''What can't you live without?''
Shayne: ''Water.''
Courtney: ''Shut up.''
Video: FANS ROAST US! (The Show w/ No Name)
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Courtney: ''In high school I was a pole vaulter, so I kinda know my way around the pole you know?''
Shayne: ''I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, I was a stripper.''
Video: SEXY POLE DANCE LESSONS! (Squad Vlogs - Field Trip)
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Shayne: ''What's your stripper name?''
Olivia: ''LILY ITNEEDTOGO TING TING.''
Video: TORTURE Q&A W/ THE SQUAD! (Squad Vlogs)
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Keith: ''Shanye what's good?''
Shayne: ''Not much.''
Video: WEIRD SPIN THE BOTTLE CHALLENGES w/ DAMIEN (Squad Vlogs)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanfictionRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
