10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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Shayne: ''Noah, I need your help. I think the coffee machine is racist... against white people.''
Noah: ''It probably is.''
Shayne: ''Well, can you make a cup of coffee to test it out?''
Noah: ''No, I don't drink coffee cause caffeine is a drug.''
Shayne: ''I don't need you to drink it. I just, you know, need you to like go and press the buttons and-''
Noah: ''CAFFEINE IS A DRUG!''
Shayne: ''Don't you smoke a bunch of weed?''
Video: Our Coffee Machine is Racist
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Damien: ''I eat my hotdogs like corn on the cob where I go all the way around and eat all the bread off first until I'm just holding this slippery meat mess.''
Video: THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BENDY
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Joven: ''Hey, the milkshake just met the spicy food.''
Wes: ''Oh no, Joven is gonna have gas!''
Joven: ''Oh yeah!''
Video: MILKSHAKE MARATHON!! (Bonus)
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Matt Raub: ''Ah man. Never trust a big butt and a smile.''
Video: AVENGERS INFINITY WAR THE GAME
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Damien: ''One please. Women huh? I tell you what buddy. I've been talking with my girlfriend for a day and a half, turns out she's a sculpture made out of butter and chives! I wanted to add Swiss chard to mimic the lady business, you know?''
Shayne: *Spits out water*
Video: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #3 (Squad Vlogs)
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Anthony: ''We're making Joven do Call me maybe.''
Joven: ''Call me maybe is on here? Yes!''
Lasercorn: ''Well, another memory I'm going to have to drink away later.''
Video: BEST OF LASERCORN (Lost Levels)
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Mari: ''Will today be the day we see Damien cry?''
Damien: ''Usually I just hide in the other room.''
Video: SMOSH FAMILY SECRET SANTA
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Joven: ''I love to watch children get hurt. I do not like hurting children. There's a difference.''
Video: DRUNK, STONED, OR STUPID (Bonus Vlogs)
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Sohinki: ''If you were a moustache who's face would you be on?''
Joven: ''Who's dating a really attractive female?''
Sohinki: ''That's... perverted.''
Video: OUR SPIRIT ANIMALS - LUNCHTIME WITH SMOSH GAMES (Bonus)
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Sohinki: ''Cheaters never prosper but it seems like in the past we've proven they do.''
Lasercorn: ''My mom had a different saying. She always said: If you're not cheating, you're not trying.''
Sohinki: ''Well, that doesn't seem right.''
Video: CAR SICK ROAD TRIP (Smosh Winter Games)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanfictionRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
