Connor oneshots & imagines (dbh)

office pranks

Y/n POV
It was a Monday. The most boring day of work because nothing ever happened on Mondays. Hank was sitting at his desk across from me. He had his headphones on and was playing solitaire on his computer. Meanwhile, Connor sat across from him at his desk staring at Hank. I looked back at hank and saw his head bobbing to the beat in his headphones, so he must be playing the music pretty loudly.

"Hey Connor!" I said getting his attention. "Yes Detective?" He said, fixing tie. I got up from my desk making sure Hank wouldn't notice. "Follow me, I want to show you something" I said waving him in my direction. He looked quickly between hank and I then got up and followed. We got into the break room, where Hank normally gets his coffee. "What did you want to show me detective?" He asked, tilting his head at me then looking around. Last week I found that I could fit into the supply closet in the break room. Don't ask, it was a very exciting experience for me.

The only thing in the closet was a sad broom, toilet paper, and a dried out mop that was once wet a hundred years ago. The closet didn't even have a door knob, just a hole where one used to be. I remember we had to replace the knob on the evidence room after I tripped Connor and he broke it while trying to use it to catch his fall.

I grabbed Connors hand, hooked my finger in the hole, and opened the door. I crammed Connor in, with me, and closed the door softly. "What are we doing-", I cupped my hand over Connor's mouth. "Lower your voice!" I whisper yelled. His LED flashed yellow then to blue as I removed my hand and looked through the door knob hole. "Hank likes to get his coffee normally around this time" I said. "What does that have to do with you and I in this closet?" He asked. "We're gonna prank em" I mischievously said.

On cue, Hank came into the room and started making coffee. Connor ducked his head next to mine to see what was happening too. I covered hid LED with my thumb so Hank wouldn't see the light. Hank put his coffee cup in the machine and then left. I giggled as I walked slowly out of the closet and towards Hank's coffee. Connor peaked his head out from the closet and watched. I grabbed a creamer cup and dumped it out quickly, then grabbed the glue bottle I hid the other day and started pouring it in the small cup. Connor watched the transaction happen with a small smirk on his face. I licked the top closed and put it next to the coffee machine.

"Come on" I whisper yelled at Connor, waving him towards me. I saw Hank's desk was empty so he must be in the bathroom. Connor and I ran back to our desks as Hank came out of the bathroom. "Act casual" I said as I kicked my feet up on my desk, took out my ipad book, and started reading it. I looked back at Connor to see him pretending to be on his computer while smiling. This dork is so bad at acting casual.

Hank came back, with his coffee, and sat back down at his desk. I peaked at him over my book and Connor, the side of his screen. Hank took a big gulp and spat it out on the ground. I bursted out laughing and fell off my chair. "What the hell is in this!" Hank yelled. Connor started laughing as well. Now, I've never heard Connor laugh before, and it was the best sound I've ever heard. "Did you two do this?!" He yelled. "Nooooo" I said wiping the tears from my eyes and getting back up.

Connor and I stayed after work moping up the mess with the crusty mop. "Detective?" Connor said wiping Hank's desk down. "Please Connor, it's Y/N" I said.
"Oh...uh-y/n?" He said again. "Yes Connor?" I said resting my chin on the top of the mop stick. "I throughly enjoyed uh pranking Lieutenant Anderson with you" he said smiling at me. "Me too Connor" I smiled back. We then continued cleaning.