We start the day off getting up too early
While eating breakfast and getting dressed eyes still blurry
We move to the car to drive way too far
Wish we could make much better time
I wish I could say, shopping so early is a crime
We get to the mall to start our adventure
Walking by several stores that could be a contender
We finally find our stop and start to shop
Buying items for the kitchen, bathroom, and workshop
We make terrible time and I want to whine
You just smile and allow our fingers to entwine
We finally complete our shopping list
My reward for shopping, turning you into a nudist
