You can find the most random things at a thrift store
You can spend hours there walking the entire floor
There are clothes that have seen better days
A honey dispenser that you must appraise
Who know it could be a warmer too
And you thought the wrinkle women knew...
Be careful and don't buy it too quickly
Look inside, it is still very sticky
A mythical fountain of chocolate can been seen
But if you actually use it, be ready for the latrine
Don't let your shopping companion disappear
You may be bored all day and get stuck here
The thrift store can end up being a bore
But any shopping can be a chore
You just have to find a way to share
Hey look, some slightly used underwear
You never know what you will find
I'm still laughing at the covering for the behind
You make each day lots of fun for me
Thanks for keeping me in mind and letting me see
You are so silly and I can be too.
Exactly the reason you should say I do.