Pidge x Reader

Two in one (conditioner)

*(She/her) for Pidge.

Book Club

1) (This one is not romantic in ANY way.)

"Can we be friends?" you inquired your eyes going up to Pidge's face of which had a sour look. " no." she said agitated still trying to finish her coding, which the other guilty party had caused them to erase over 5 times and she was definitely going to show how bitter she was over it. You pouted getting on your tip toes to slump over Pidge's shoulder as the mentioned tried to shove you off, "Why not?" Pidge adjusted her glasses finally happy to answer at least one of your questions,"For one, I don't want to" you deadpanned at this answer, "And two, i'm like pretty sure i'm at least 8 years older than you." You pretended to mull it over before it was Pidge's turn to deadpan," Lance wouldn't treat me like this." Pidge nodded," you're right. Why don't you go find him?" You reached over and changed position to get in her face,"He's hanging out with hunk and I think they're starting a book club" you said the last part as an added thought. Pidge pulled back and looked at you for a bit. That didn't sound right, Hunk she could understand, but lance wouldn't devote himself to any literature club besides Doki Doki, or at least from the extent she knew of.

"A book club." She repeated disbelief lacing her voice. You shook your head," I don't know! I was waiting for lance in his room and looked under his bed! he had lots of picture books it was weird, lots of pretty people but they looked really cold." you paused to take a breath,"It's winter! I think... shouldn't they be wearing coats...hunk came in looking nervous and Lance kicked me out saying that I cant read those books..that they're for mature people" you trailed off. Pidge looked disgusted for a second but snorted at your cluelessness, "He wasn't mature in the first place and he's definitely not if he's reading those books." You looked like you were thinking hard before sighing and flopping on her lap, making her jolt in surprise. "How do you know what they are, have you read them before? can I read them?" you asked immediately. Pidge shifted to make herself more comfortable under your weight accepting that there was no way to get rid of you, "No way, don't even try it" she said sternly with a reprimanding tone wrapping her arm around you as she tried to focus on the screen again. You frowned, "Why not?" you said in a slightly whiny voice looking up at her. "They're for mature people" she said repeating lances..carefully picked wording.. You frowned,"You know what they are! why can't I? we're almost the same in the uh.. mentality"
Pidge quirked an eyebrow,"Mental age? sorry but you aren't even close to me kid." You stuck your tongue out, "You're a kid too!" you started to grin after that," And who said we were talking about your age?" Pidge scoffed,"Don't even insult me like that, comparing me to you is too low." You saw her trying to hide her smile at your cheekiness so you didn't take it to heart," Like your height?" Pidge's eyes widened before fully smirking, "Says you!" she laughed and brought her arm up putting you in a headlock before reenacting all the noogies shes ever received from Matt, passing it down to a younger generation. You squealed and giggled before screaming ,"Get your claws off me!" she continued before you kicked and thrashed out of her hold, "Claws?" she questioned before holding up your hands, "You're the one with claws, you nearly scratched me!" You got the same smug look Pidge always had, "That sounds like a you problem, you're the pidgeon anyways" you said blowing a raspberry in retaliation as she tried to grab you again. "You're gonna get it smartass" she said before finally pinning your shoulders to the ground, "If you're going to do the drool it wont work" you said in a last ditch effort eyes wide. She rolled her own,"I'll keep that in mind." She got a devious look in her eyes remembering how you laughed so much just from a slight twinge, but right before she could do anything the door slid open, it was Lance. Of course it was. "Woah! you two finally having fun?" he smirked, Pidge looked like she would have gained a tick on her head," I don't know did you and Hunk have fun at your book club?" making sure to drawl out the last words for effect. Lances face gained a blush before sputtering, "I- WHAT, I DIDN'T-" he stopped looking at you, currently you were trying to look completely innocent while playing with one of Pidge's hands. "(N/A)..." You looked up, "Hm?" you said smiling brightly only making Lance more agitated and Pidge more amused, "I thought I was your favorite and you snitched on me!" he said putting a hand over his heart trying to conjure hurt puppy dog eyes. You suddenly mirrored Pidge's smirk eager to find out what the books finally were, "I'm sure I don't know what you mean.."
His eyes doubled in size, "There are two of them!" he yelped. Pidge raised her eyebrow once more,"Care to explain to (N/A) here what you were doing?" the look in her eyes just daring him to try to get out of it. He gulped his hue turning darker by the second,"I think! Allura is calling for me, I uh- YEAH! JUST ONE SECOND PRINCESS, bye gotta go I can't stand around the universe is in my hands!" he said starting to run out the door,"1/5th of your hands!" Pidge yelled after him as he sprinted down the halls, leaving both of you in giggles.

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LetPidgeSayFuck

2) (This one..is. And yeah your personality is 6'4 but your height? not so much.// Aged up either a growth spurt or youre just short.Or both.. and NO its not the same person as the last one//)

The sound of her laptop fan in the air as she was slumped over it in the dark, typing away. She grumbled deleting it over and over again slowly figuring out why it wasn't working, as she was finishing the line a knock came at the door before it immediately opened. Not bothering to see who it was she quickly said,"Hey" before putting all her focus on what was before her. Your usual cocky voice reached her ears as you replied,"Aren't you going to invite me in?" She snorted before finally looking up," You're not a vampire you don't need permission."
You smiled and made a synchronised hum with the laptop,"No I really don't look like Dracula ,you're certainly pale enough to pass for him though." Pidge rolled her eyes,"You don't have permission anymore. And you're right, you more look like the hamburger helper one instead."
You gasped,"I most certainly do not! they literally have grease in that product! Has my skincare gone all to waste?" you said, she wasn't sure if you were faking the hurt tone or not at this point anymore. "They don't come with the actual meat,and the second part is what you're worried about? really?" You shook your head,"The actual meat? do they give you fakes? And I can live with that. I'll always find a way in, but I thought you loved me!" She closed her laptop,"Still deciding, and i'll make sure to board up the vents then." You put a hand to your heart," They always said relationships would be hard but I never imagined this, and vents aren't the only way in Podge!" She looked at you portraying a disgusted look at you butchering her name but then at the second part of the sentence,"Where else exactly would you be getting through?" You puffed out your chest,"Plumbing of course!" She fake gagged,"Gross. I wouldn't expect any less of you." You smiled,"Thanks, I wouldn't of you either!"

You finally walked over to her bed before placing yourself directly on her lap, she grunted at the sudden impact before wrapping her arms around your midsection. "How low can ya go?" you questioned  while smirking, Pidge hummed before slowly moving her hands further, you squeaked and turned a (bright/dark) shade not expecting her to go with it at all. She slowly went lower and lower you getting more nervous and nervous, and as soon as she reached the lowest point, she retracted her hands quickly up to your face before squishing your cheeks making you squeak even louder in surprise,"Thwat wasn't! funnyh!" you yelled trying to smack her hands but only smacking them into your own face even harder on accident. She was laughing so hard that you could feel her shaking, eventually you smiled with her,"Tease" you shot at her, she calmed down before wrapping her arms more firm around you and flopping on her back sending you down with her,"Go the fuck to sleep..." she said referencing one of the books she saw back on earth before, "That's what I came to tell you!",you said as you tried your best to turn to her only to hit your head on her nose, she let go clutching it as you kept apologizing,"I said sleep! not break my nose!" you hugged her while still saying sorry but then stopped,"Well, you kind've had no right to say fuck at that point anyways, you break my heart I break your nose." You declared She looked at you incredulously before gaining a smug grin,"Fair, at least I won't have to smell you anymore." You scoffed,"You're always so close to me all the time I could hear you sniff once at least! face it! you enjoy the smell of success!" She rolled her eyes,"More like the beginnings of a huge ass ego" You grinned wide enough to make your eyes crinkle," it's self-love baby! and besides getting loved back by you would give anyone the biggest ego ever" you said before getting pulled down again with Pidge readjusting both of you to spoon, you were pulled firmly against her chest as her chin was above your head trying her best to not dig it in. You decided against opening your mouth as to not compromise this position for both of your own benefits, as you were closing your eyes you heard her clear her throat,"Ill.. gain the rights to fuck later.." you heard her say, the overpowered weapon of sleep making her voice sound more gruff making you flush , hearing soft snores before you could turn again to address her...and poke out her eye..

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