Pidge x Reader

"I like games!"

(I know Readers are supposed to be blank slates like garfield, but this really isn't turning out this way its like an AI unit when it suddenly gets a personality of its own I suppose.)

All of you stood lined up and blindfolded with batons that had Nerf like material stuck to the ends that would go inside each others hit box. Allura's voice hadn't sounded off yet so you were all getting in starting position and chatting about what was going to happen. 

"Can someone remind me again why we're holding basically wii remotes?" You questioned, you had been the only one to not pay attention to Allura's explanation, everything she said had started to sound like white noise after the word "traditional party game". 

Keith tried to turn to the sound of your voice and raise his eyebrow," Wii Remotes?" he questioned.  Pidge tried to look over too.

"It has no strap and it has foam on the end so its perfect for swinging instead of practical uses of dancing and pizza delivery,like the Wii switch blade" She supplied as if it were obvious. She had become used to your nonsensical comparisons. Your Venn diagrams had no boundaries or even circles.

Keith was about to open his mouth to point out that had still made no sense before there was a loud voice projected as if there were an advanced megaphone materalizing in the air.

"Paladins!" a voice went off. It was Allura," You may begin now!" she shouted.

You stood there not knowing what to do while everyone shuffled around trying to use their hearing,they felt it was like dead man rise... except for the fact that if you got off this trampoline you'd fall through the floor into a chamber of secrets type deal. Keith noticed he couldn't hear your  footsteps,"(Y/N)!"

You kept still but responded,"Yeah?" you said in a confused tone. He tried walking over to you but couldn't find you and ended up walking straight into Lance's baton.

"Hah! got you Keith!" he yelled immediately gloating. 

Keith growled,"No you didn't, I was trying to find (Y/N)! they aren't moving!" 

Lance didn't get rid of the victorious tone in his voice,"Yeah well, all game is fair when it gets shot down, and you literally walked right into it, oh ninja samurai." he mocked.

Hunk sighed,"Guys calm down,(Y/N), why aren't you moving? did you get turned into stone or something by one of the freaky altean powers?" 

 everyone could practically hear Pidge as if she were working out her eyes, she did it so much you knew when it was going to happen by heart,"I doubt Alteans are similar to Medusa ,and they wouldn't have been able to respond if they had,Hunk."

"Yeah well, they thought that of the owner in that burger shop in that one book didn't they? I wouldn't be surprised, I mean, Allura put Shiro into a bootleg version of himself! She pirated a humans soul!" he shot back.

Luckily Shiro had gotten to sit this one out so he didn't get to respond so you did,"Hunk I don't know if he'd appreciate being compared to MP3 music,or something I don't know he might be into big time rush?" you paused,"I just don't really know what we're doing and im scared of running someone over like those parents on dogs." 

 You heard them all pause,You could feel Keith look at you weirdly,"Even Pidge could accidentally step on you." Causing you to pout.

"Fine, but you're the one telling Coran I ran away to a farm when I get run over." you said trying to point a finger at him but hitting Pidge in the face causing you to frantically apologize.

 After a bit, Pidge spoke up after a bit as the others realized you really hadn't listened,"Were you really not listening? there was no desks for you to fall asleep on" she said in a teasing manner at the very least recalling of what you did so often at the Garrison. You didn't really know how you got in there with Lance and Hunk and Pidge. Iverson thought you snuck in, it was basically "Nasa for the whole family!".