Pidge x Reader

Dancing with the stars

   You and Keith were sparring, well. Keith was. You were just ducking and twisting as Pidge watched amused, yelling things like "Smile for the camera babe!" or even "i'm pregnant!" to try and see how far you could go without losing focus. In the end you got slammed down, and left to there to wallow in your own shame, with your ass facing the air and head down as Pidge walked over and crouched to you grinning wickedly. You glared and pouted,"Don't even try to high five my ass." She snorted,"No, I came over here to fist bump it but ill respect your boundaries this time. What were you doing out there?"  You looked confused and pushed yourself to sit,"Getting my ass handed to me? fighting?"   She raised an eyebrow,"You keep talking about ass, you have something on your mind?"  You blushed darkly while taking her hand and getting up but still refusing to look at her,"No! absolutely not I do not have any kind of asxen on my mind..but yours.."  She rolled her eyes and blushed a  bit but that immediately faded away at hearing you say a made up word," Asxen? that's not a word.." You grinned," Plural for ass, I was learning your language, the dictionary, to try and understand you better."  She playfully shoved you,"I'm pretty sure it's just asses, you ass."  You copied her earlier raised eyebrow,"You sure are talking a lot about ass have you got something on your mind?" you mocked.

   She didn't blush but only scoffed and tried to change the subject to its original purpose,"Whatever, back to your fighting, or dance rehearsal..."  You pouted.....again.. looking up at her as she grinned down at you,"It was not dancing!" you protested but then smirked," Unless you're  hinting at me charging you for lap dance later?"  She turned dark red and started sputtering while you laughed finally having the upper hand at  last, but that turned out to be short lived as she put her hand on your head leaning in after controlling her blush,"Why get charged for a ripoff when I can do it to you for free?"

 you gripped her hand and stared right into her eyes with your face bearing resemblance to an animal crossing character,"There's usually a pole so if its loose enough to fend you away with I just might accept your...free sample.."   Pidge looked at you for a moment her eyes a bit wide before slowly leaning into your face,your hue had gone even more violent as you could feel her breath,her mouth parted as she got even closer...you leaned in, closing your eyes. You felt a pair of chaste lips quickly peck your cheek before you opened your eyes and your mouth," Please don't talk about my services as if they were cheese logs" she said indifferently but then gained a evil grin as she walked away into the halls her job done making sure you were the one sputtering.