Pidge x Reader

You act like a baby.

The crew had taken to going to the space mall dressed up in  new space pirate outfits. Coran had handed each of them an outfit as they got dressed some of them thought it was cool, some ridiculous.

You were laughing at all of them, especially Pidge as she was staring you down. She began laughing back as soon as Coran shoved an even more ridiculous one in your hands. It looked like it was from a mmorpg! 

"Come on (Y/N)!  Put on your space outfit! Isn't that what you wanted to look for anyways? new clothes?" Came the teasing voice of Pidge as they, meaning everyone but Pidge, contained snickers as you grumbled and put it on.

You shot her a glare and pouted excessively as you walked past her behind Coran,"I think I need space from you"

She just kept a smug grin on and it widened when Coran told you to split up and you immediately grabbed her hand and dragged her off. 

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You both walked around for a bit Pidge marveling at the Alien technology. You kind've thought it was ridiculous to be amazed at a parody of a gift shop but she was cute, so you kept your mouth shut.

She soon was the one dragging you around showing you different items as you both tried to figure out what they were. She also brought you to some shops that set off red alarms and told her so and all the rules about Pawnstars to which she only rolled her eyes. You stayed close until you left.

The two of you began to get hungry and walked around looking for food before you had to find the others, although you both were pretty sure Lance would find you guys first.

Eventually you both realized you had no money and walked away in defeat before something caught your eye, Pidge was walking behind you and as soon as you stopped she had slammed into you looking up irritated before following your gaze and widening her eyes in panic.

You were staring at a trashcan.

She grabbed you by the ear and dragged you away,"You are not going to eat out of the trash like a raccoon! "

You crossed your arms as she continued to drag you,"Raccoons have the right idea!" you countered.

She looked down at you sharply ,"Raccoons have rabies! what were you going to use for a plate? the lid?"

You scoffed,"Of course not! that's for sledding." You finished in a duh tone, trying to scramble away.  

She rolled her eyes and huffed before picking you up like a baby, and to the others soon enough ignoring your protests and shocked yells.

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The team looked surprised when Pidge came over to them with you clinging to her neck face completely flushed and grumbling. 

Lance pointed and started laughing, kneeling over for a second before looking at you with absolutely no mercy,"My mami used to hold me like that! but she was way more than four inches taller!" 

You glared at him, Pidge's grip not loosening you kept whispering desperately for her to put you down.

She looked at you dead in the eye, and copied the exact voice Matt used on her when she was four,"Promise not to try and eat trash again?"

Your face burned even more and she topped it off with shifting you over so she could lift her pinkie up for a promise.

"Bastard, I've got a finger for you too!" you yelled putting it up and shoving it in her face. She immediately dropped you but not hard.

A voice you didn't expect came up, striking anger into your very core,"Who taught the baby naughty words?"

You slowly turned around from the ground,like a broken bay blade and then promptly lost grip and fell to the side but still looked with your upmost intensity at the traitor.

It was Hunk.

He had a nonchalant look on his face staring down at you, you could see the smugness in his eyes. 

You continued to stare with the elegance the same of Eren Yaeger getting flipped upside down.

"Since i'm so naughty will I have to be punished" you said in  a normal voice betraying your glare, but with a hint of suggestion.

Everyone's eyes widened,Lance in admiration however, his were sparkling. You had been listening to his lessons after all!

Hunk was now sweating and you started to gain a smirk that could rival Pidge's. 

You heard a cough but didn't bother to look at them as they spoke,"Guess i'll have to check under their bed for more than monsters." Pidge said. You knew what she was implying. Magazines. But you wouldn't take it.

"Oh? but you would look so much better on my bed than under it." you cockily said.

Lance started laughing and Pidge started to sputter, while Shiro and Keith sighed. They couldn't reach you before Lance.

Pidge gripped her fists, she would've kicked you if it didn't bring pain.

You started to laugh too when you turned around at her brilliantly red shade, "Hey Pidge! since you got a better paint job than Red do you think we could hitch a ride on you instead?" you said in a smug tone.

She looked down at you and walked over in silence. Everyone went quiet as you started to lose your confidence and started sweating. This is it, you thought.

But instead she grabbed you underneath your arms like a cat and hoisted you back onto her, her hold firmer than last time and she walked out with the team following.

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You were stubborn about the whole thing. Everyone carried on as normal talking,eating, and laughing.  But you refused to eat the new recipe Hunk had.

Pidge placed a soothing hand on yours and looked at you concerned when she had finally noticed you were silent and not eating. 

You shook your head to respond and she just raised her eyebrow,"Should I make the spoon like an airplane then?"

You glared and looked away.

She rolled her eyes but scooted closer to you and tapped your back, you looked back over your shoulder, you weren't really mad, you were just on strike.

She knew this also, and picked up your spoon but didn't make the Airplane noises and silently put it to your mouth.

You knew she wouldn't give up but you stared at it for a while. Hoping it would melt away if you did it hard enough.

You reluctantly opened your mouth and she stuck it in she let go and laughed at the scene.

You rolled your own eyes this time as she looked at you mischeviously,"You did it all without a high chair!" she fake praised. 

You went right back to glaring  and crossed your arms. You hadn't even started to chew so you spit it right back out. At her.

She looked at you grossed out, it was on her hands.

You grinned,"You can't expect a baby to cooperate." you finished in a proud tone.

She just furrowed her eyebrows and got up, you yelling and the rest of the team laughing when she started to rub her little goo covered paws on you.