Pidge x Reader

Splash attack

   Current

*(Nudity ,maybe nsfw?)

You were running the bath for the second time with full intention to get someone in it, one that hasn't had a chance to relax in a few weeks, and this time you wouldn't have to be stopped at eating a bath bomb and your only supply was to "be pretty on the inside too." No,not this time. That someone,Pidge, put them all out of your reach and labeled them stressing that you cannot and never will be Jared. But then soon realized by her own experience of rock climbing the cabinets and just threw them out.

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Earlier  

A bit earlier that morning, you had found Pidge grumbling and not even stopping when her hand cramped up waving you off saying artists experienced it all the time so there's no reason to stop now. That made you deadpan, she hadn't tried to draw anything since Middleschool when she was forced to.

  She did stop when you brought over pancakes, but reluctantly. They were green.

"...Have I missed a deal between Denny's and the local nuclear power plant?" She said cautiously scooting away with the scraping of her chair.  You gasped and then pouted,"No! I made you pancakes! with love! you know, something other to love than the screen." You said looking pointedly at her. 

She poked it with the fork, grimacing at the sight but slowly coming back when it smelled...ok.

"Uh...thanks (Y/n)... but I uh..."  She said, trying to come up with an excuse. You glared, "You're not going to become superman! its just food dye!"  Your gaze softened and picked up an idiotic smile,"You're not going to dye." You said and stuck your tongue out half way trying to lighten it up. Pidge rolled her eyes and slapped your shoulder softly,"You're not punny asshole." 

You raised an eyebrow and  smirked,"Talking in colours now are we?"  She mirrored your smirk now," You mean like radioactive green?"  At that comment you got out of your chair pouting once more,"It's not radioactive its forest! don't throw shades at me again!"   She groaned at your comment,"I can't go on with this no more please" she said before taking a test bite before smiling and eating more. You smiled looking at her but then sighed when she started typing again, you started to walk away your plan at least kind've working. As soon as you took a step you felt an arm around your waist and a head on your own,"Thanks.." She said softly and kissing your cheek, before sitting back down and making frustrated Pidge noises, you smiled momentarily smelling the mint chocolate from her eating what you prepared, and walked away to begin phase b which couldn't really be lemon scented like they did in the show because someone took the bath bombs away.

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Current

The water filled to the very top, but you didn't know that because you dumped all of the shampoo making it look like an exploded dishwasher. You turned the knob off and grinned when you heard footsteps, "(Y/N)? are you taking a bath?" Pidge said, her voice a little muffled from the closed door. You yelled back,"And the bodyworks! but kind've?" you said the last part not really deciding if you were going to get in with her if it worked yet  not sure if she'd let you..maybe with a bathing suit.  You  heard a irritated but fond sigh from your comment and the door opened revealing her confused face.

"Didn't you take a shower this morning?" Pidge said.  You hummed flicking your wrists of soap managing to get a direct hit on her which made her scrunch up her face,"What? you a cat?" you smiled cheekily. She rolled her eyes,"If I remember correctly you are the one that sleeps on top of me in unconvienent areas." You kept your grin as you saw a faint blush as she said it,"I keep telling you it's a sign of weather predictions,keep talking like that and there'll be a cloud over your head." You told her before grabbing her hand and pulling her closer to the tub.