Pidge x Reader

Venom.

(Ah these are HC's if you were to somehow gain like lizard powers mostly just acid. whichever it is.)

-She's a little freaked out  but amazed.

-after you two talk about it to make sure you're alright,she's collecting dishes to sample it while you're crying crocodile tears trying to figure out how you're going to kiss her.

-You spit  in it after a bit of coaxing and it just melted through, you kind've hoped nobody would expect you to shine their shoes.

-"(Y/N)...you 're more powerful than those 100 degree knives."

-You figured out pretty soon  that it had a limit and raised your exhaustion 

-"Pidge....do I have any spikes.." "no."  "Oh thank gods I thought I was going to be looking like a bike helmet and acting like that  acid self insert titan"  "the what" "what"

-She recognizes what titan means and just makes a point of staring down at you the whole time. You thought you heard an offhand comment of the titanic sinking lower than she thought. 

-She kisses you and it makes you realize again that you can't do it.

-You freak out and she holds your hand and shows you different ways to do it.

-You're scared of the nose wave kiss

-"Pidge what if I snap your nose off someday like Pinocchio" "Pinocchio.." "You're green like the cricket!"

-"Babe can I even eat." "Well, its basically your stomach acid relocated."  "What about those baby  bottle acid pops from Harry Potter."

-"What if I get Venom to be like, my karate mentor or something"

-she brings up the toe posts and controversy and you stop talking about him. 

-"Does it actually go through skin or do you have another way to take off clothes?" "You mean like yours?"

-Whack.

-"Maybe we should get you a muzzle." "I don't bite~"  "No. For talking."

-You figure out that you can eat the food goo which results in something similar to people not trusting the ingredients found in some resteraunts because they were never listed. You're pretty sure the goo came from either nickelodeon or a altean worm cave, The lion king did say they were juicy...

-"Why did this have to be the one that doesn't melt like Chucky Cheese cotton candy."

-The team varies in reactions. 

-Lance thinks you'll  be great in all kinds of prison breaks and writing your name on walls, Hunk's afraid but excited to be able to try more recipes than before to see what you can eat. Keith's indifferent. Shiro's slightly off put but supportive. Coran acts like its usual. Allura is wary but soon sees the use of it.

-You've been taking this lightly and not thinking much of it to not go spelunking into your thoughts alone.

-When it comes time for  bed Pidge remembers something.

-"You drool in your sleep (Y/N).."  "Sick Percy Jackson reference"

-Tap.

-She makes you a mouth guard from the strongest material they can find.

-You keep giving her kisses in every way you can. And she keeps doing it in all the ways she can.

-She's not going to lie. And it makes you feel guilty. She misses the feel of your lips a bit.

-You're both fine with it though

-But she does eventually find out that some days it dries up completely and she takes every risk to do it.

-Didn't hurt her. Just tasted spicy.