Pidge x Reader

Put on your war paint.

 Activity was low today, which only made Allura more suspicious. But the lot of you took it as a break the first sign you got that she wasn't looking. 

You were all walking down the hall soon to scatter, you thought traveling in a pack might protect you in numbers. The others had the bright colours to ward off enemies part down,except for Shiro. But you all had to drag him here anyways.

As you all reached the near end of it all Lance began to break off from the group with his arms folded behind his head. Chatting about how relieved he was and what he was going to do.

You and Pidge slowly gravitated towards each other as Shiro looked over to the both of you raising an eyebrow. Pidge didn't say anything the lights just reflected off her giving her a anime glare, you chose to take that as a forecast as you always did even if wrongly so. 

But you, you looked over and contemplated wondering if Shiro knew the difference between you being serious or not, you really wanted to say the line. But a lot of the time people thought you were being completely serious about it and it didn't usually end that. Promising.

"What?" you chose to say softly and innocently as possible, Shiro's eyebrow raised even further into his white hair. You wondered if it would push it back and rip off like a toupee considering that his hair had skipped the gray stage all together and went straight into white. 

"Are you two planning something?" he asked cautiously slowing down to look at the both of you clearly. Pidge and you shared a look, why did they always ask questions they cant get the answer to? granted,it was always a half deal  like the two headed dog guarding the door.

Pidge pushed her glasses up,"Why do you ask?" she said looking up not daring to put any slight twinge to her face. She was really good at that,you...not much. You were grinning like a idiot. It was your time.

He paused looking at you suspiciously,"Well....you two kind've just...slid over to eachother...and usually.." he trailed off as you immediately opened your big mouth.

"You know that experiment Pidge was doing yesterday?" you said with excitement dripping from your voice. It was never a experiment. Well. In a scientific sense.

He nodded unsure.

You grinned pushing the final lame lie out your mouth, "We ate a bunch of magnets! you're looking at the effects of it! we're just naturally pulled together!" 

He deadpanned stopping immediately. Some of the team had as well hearing your answer.

"You what?..." he said disbelieving of you. Well. Not really considering what you've done. But this? this could kill you!

You just grinned up while Pidge looked exasperated.

That's when he knew. That's when they all knew. Pidge wouldn't do that.

He just shook his head,"Please don't actually do that." he said in a stern tone.

You looked directly at lance instead of at Shiro and making an empty promise whipping out the finger guns making sure he nodded at your form before using it.

Once you were approved you turned at Pidge and even added a little blast to your guns at the ends for effect,"I don't need them to be attracted to you!"

It was silent.

Pidge looked like she was going to blush but somehow willed everything in her to digest her emotions and pull a pissed off look instead, Lance looked immensely proud, Hunk was hiding a laugh,Keith looked horrified at the sign of a second Lance. Shiro looked irritated even more.