Teacher: How do you guys feel about the harmony?
Me: I hate Harmione! It is one of the worst things on this freaking earth!
Teacher:
Me: Oh. You meant the song.
Teacher: Violins, you have the harmony at this part.
Me: NOOOOOO! I hate Harmione! Burn it!
Teacher: Grace. The song.
Me: Oh. Right.
Mom: Grace, your teacher says you've been yelling 'Harmione' whenever she says 'harmony'. What's up?
Me: It's sounds like Harmione. I get mad.
Mom: Maybe no Harry Potter for a while.
Me: Mom, that is like saying Harmione, Dramione, anything that isn't Romione or Hinny, is CANON! Don't do that to me.
Me: Ok, Grace, calm down.
Plays Hedwig's Theme on her violin. Phone beeps.
Me: Hum
Notification: I LUV HARMIONE!
Me: How can you? Harmione's crap!
Throws phone at pillow.
Me: I feel a lot better
