Amortentia

Doe, A Deer. A Female Deer.

"Evans!" James shouted. "Want to hear a song?"

"Not particularly." She told him. "Lay off the Firewiskey next Christmas."

"Doe, er deer. Er femele deer..." James sung tunelessly.

"Go to bed, James." Lily said affectionally.

"She called me Jaymze, Sirius!" James called drunkinly. "She called Jaymze!"