Amortentia

No, Hermione!

Ron: no

Ron: please no

Ron: HERRRRMIOOONNNNEEE NOOOOOOOOOO

Ron: HERMIONE I WILL DO ANYTHJNG JUST PLEASE DONT DO THUS....

Harry: What's wrong?

Ron: She's going to go tell santa to give the elves payment

Harry: So?

Ron: She's doing a lot more than peaceful protesting! and santa's eleve get paid!