Amortentia

Narcissistic Two-Faced Ferret

Scorpius: Has Rose mentioned me recently?Albus: You mean in the last five minutes since you've asked me?Scorpius: She has cute nicknames for me like sweetie, lover, and sexy. So you know, you might've not known she was talking about me.Albus: Well she was talking about a narcissistic two faced ferret a few minutes ago. Any possibility that's you?Scorpius: Nope, no way.Scorpius: Unless she said she was in love with the ferret. In which case, it's totally me.