this is NOT a love story

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stephen p.o.v.

on my way to my first job interview, since my dads both say that magic isn't going to lead to good future for me and since i get fired from my last job. i've thought about that for a little and decided to go and try to get a job close to theirs. they both work for itv, they're known internationally as ant and dec, an inseparable duo on the wings of the stage for britain's got talent. they also have two tv shows called "ant and dec's saturday night takeaway" and "i'm a celebrity: get me out of here!" both amazing shows.

while driving i can't help but feel extremely happy and nervous. "i can't believe it," i say to myself, "you're really going to go through with this. you're really going to go see if you can get a job for itv like your dads and surprise them." as i say this out loud, i wonder if this is really a good idea.

was i really about to do this? it's my dream to be on the telly, but i want to be a magician. who knows, maybe if i get the job, i could do magic on the side for my friends and family. oy stephen, you've really bitten off more than you can chew, i thought to myself.

10 minutes later

i've finally arrived at the place where they film britain's got talent. my hands are sweating as i wait to be called in for my interview. scrolling through my twitter and making sure my dads aren't worried, i get called in and pray i don't do something wrong. as i go to sit down, i see who is going to be interviewing me.

it's none other than simon cowell himself. i quickly sit up straight and make sure i don't interrupt. "hello there, i'm simon, what's your name?" he said looking straight into my eyes. "i'm stephen, stephen mulhern." i managed to utter out. he wouldn't stop staring at me, "i apologize for staring, it's just that you look somewhat familiar. " he said, "maybe it's because ant and dec are my dad's?" i ask unsure if anyone here knows of their relationship.

it was at that moment that he smiled and said, "that's right! little stephen, how have you been, i haven't seen you since you were in elementary." unsure of what to say next, i just said, "i've been good, i guess. sorry i didn't know that we had met before, how come my dads never told me that i knew the simon cowell?" he just chuckled a little before asking why i thought they should hire me.

"i think you should hire me because," what am i doing, i don't know why you should hire me, "i have a good work ethic and i'm never late. i tend to befriend people very quickly and i never cause any trouble." he looked me in the eyes the whole time i spoke and looked down at the paper out in front of him to write something down.

he finally broke the silence by getting up, shaking my hand and saying, "congratulations stephen, you got the job. but not on itv, you get to be presenter for our 2nd channel, itv2. you get to present britain's got more talent. that means you get to meet celebrities, help ant and dec out on their show, saturday night takeaway, and you get to play games with the judges and ant and dec for itv2. you start next week, good luck." i just stand there trying not to freak out, but something in me exploded because next thing i know, i'm hugging simon and running out the door and to the car.

meanwhile, back at home {dec's p.o.v.}

"ant?" i call out, but hear no response. the game ended just a little while ago and newcastle won once again, no surprise there, so ant got up and left. he didn't leave the house because i didn't hear the front door. he has to be hiding somewhere, i thought to myself. and on that, i begin my search.

if i know ant, and i do, he loves to hide and scare me. i quietly and carefully go up the stairs and start looking but he's nowhere up here. "ant? where are you?" i ask out loud waiting to see if i hear any noise. when i heard nothing i went back down and searched there.

my god i'm awful at looking for people, i thought. i looked everywhere and i just can't find ant. i'm just about to give up when i come up with a brilliant plan. yes, something that will send him running out of hiding.

i'm going nude!

no, not really, all i'm going to do is lie on the bed and yell out that i'm naked and "ready", and i know that that will send ant running up the stairs and into the bedroom. i make my way up stairs to our bedroom and get into bed, covering myself with the duvet to make him think i really am nude.

"oooh aant~" i call out, trying to sound sexy, "since you won't come out, i'll have to please myself.. ooo~" i go quiet, and hear rustling noises from downstairs. not very soon after i see ant rushing into the bedroom without a shirt on.

i start laughing and get out of bed. i walk over to ant and give him a kiss on the cheek. "that was not funny, you little declan" he crossed his arms across his chest and pouted. "aww come 'ere" i tell him, "you wouldn't come out from hiding and this was the only thing i could think of. what's the point of us bein' married if i can't see you because you're hiding?"

"you're right, i guess you have a point there. but next time, you better actually be nude." he grinned his goofy little grin and i reached up to give him a kiss. "we'll see about that" i told as i ran one finger down his chest. "now come on, stephen should be home in a little bit."

ant groaned, but agreed and we left the room.

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wowee! 1024 words right there, i feel accomplished. also very tired, i literally wrote this right after my shift at work. i am tired as hell but instead of sleeping, i'm writing haha. anyways hope you guys like this chapter, maybe one day i will write a smut chapter? who knows, maybe. peace out y'all