🌸British Isles🌸

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England

Human name: Caellum

Nicknames: bunny, shithead, cunt, Prince

Sharp teeth? Yes!

Usually found reading a book or talking to UK

The only family that he has(alive that is) is UK. They are cousins but England refers to him as his brother.

He is married to Scotland, but Scott cheating on him with Ireland.

Has a huge crush on Portugal and a little one on spain.

Knows about Scotland and Ireland but doesn't give a shit.

Gay

loves his corgis

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Scotland

Human name: Adrik

Nicknames: Scott, Wanker, Uni, big bro

Sharp teeth? Yes!

Usually found drinking or cooking.

None of his family is alive

Loves unicorns

Is married to England but he's cheating on him with Ireland

high key mad about Brexit

Bisexual
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Wales

Human name: Damaris

Nickname: little bro, lamb

Sharp teeth? Yes!

Has dragon horns, wings and long tail

Usually found tending to his sheep or playing pranks on the others.

Innocent bean

Considers everyone as his family

Has a pet dragon in the magic realm

Single pringle hours

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Northern Ireland

Human name: Aubin

Nicknames: North, that's it

Sharp teeth? Yes

When he alone he puts on a crown a pretends to be the king

Usually found relaxing or making tea

Ireland is his "older" twin brother

Likes cats

Pansexual

For now hes alone

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Ireland

Human name: Elio

Nicknames: Ire, Clover, potato head

Sharp teeth? Yes

Hes not British

Gardening is his passion (not just potatoes but flowers and other things too)

North is his twin brother

Likes dirty anime

low key hates going to EU meetings

likes to hangout with Scotland a lot.

lowkey likes spiders

Bisexual

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United Kingdom

Human name: Lukie

Nicknames: UK, Britain, Britannia, Rabbit, Union Jack and Jackie

Sharp teeth? Yes

Reads smut instead of watching porn

Is lowkey a demon.

Married to the hornest man alive(france)

Has two pet crows.

America is a lot more like him then he will admit.

Bisexual

Actully fell madly in love with a human once.

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