Light Years- A Guardians Of A Galaxy Fan Fic

Chapter 3- Meeting Rocket

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I follow the group who I now know are called the Guardians Of The Galaxy, I've heard of them a couple times so I kind of know what I'm in for, a lot of crime fighting and danger. We get to the the Milano, Peter calls it, it's huge! We enter it and it looks even bigger on the inside, "Get to know your surroundings" Peter says, "I'll be up here if you need me" he finishes climbing up the ladder while Drax, Groot and a passed out Rocket go their separate ways as well, Gamora comes up to me, "Hey, hope you like it here, i'm going to get started on making your room so you have your privacy" 'I get my own room?!' "I will! Way better than living on the streets, thank you so much for everything!" I say, truly grateful, Gamora smiles, "No problem, no one deserves that life, if you need me i'll be in here, make your self at home" she smiles and walks into my soon to be room! I Can't wait! I start looking around getting to know my new, hopefully, forever home. While looking around I get to a window with a orange couch on each side and above one of the couches is some sort of control panel, I turn the little knob thing and all of a sudden a pattern of sounds comes from the machine, I scream and fall back hitting the couch on the opposite side, I hear a yell of annoyance from a room and soon the door slides open revealing Rocket stumbling his way out, looking a little sober, he yells "Quill! Turn that crap off! We've all heard it so many times, its driving me crazy! Ugh...my head" He's closer now so he can see that i'm not Quill, he jumps back and pools out a giant gun, ''where did he hide that?' "Who are you?! Get off my ship before I blow you to bits, kid!" He says threatningly, before I say anything he says "oh that would be a sight to see, why wait?" Coming close to pulling the trigger, I scream which causes everyone to come running in the room, Peter yells "Rocket! what the heck are you doing?!" Gamora grabs the gun from him and says "Are you trying to kill her?!" Rocket replies sarcastically "No, I'm asking her if she would like to join me for a tea party...Of course I'm trying to kill her! She's an intruder! Why is no one realising this?!" Groot walks up and says "I am Groot" Rockets looks surprised and looks at me "What! Since when did we get a new member?!" Gamora rolls her eyes, "Since you were so drunk, you passed out, moron!" Drax laughs loudly and yells "WEAKLING! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POISONED BEVERAGES LIKE ME" Rocket rolls his eyes "oh be quite you big oaf!" Drax stops his annoyingly loud laughter and looks at Rocket with a serious expression and says "Do not call me a oaf, you rodent!" Rocket then snaps "Stop calling me rodent you giant grey turd!" He jumps at him, trying to bite him and then Drax pulls out his swords.
'Oh no'