Lois hopped up from her tanning bed.
"Heyyy! O M G Stewie you crazy bastard come here! You look so fabulous!"
"Mommy what? I killed you!"
"Come on, Stewie. That's water under the bridge!"
Lois saw Brian.
"Bri-Bri! You look so. Good. Oh my god!"
She hugs him.
Eugene sighed and looked into the distance.
"I'm afraid this would happen."
"What are you talking about?" Stewie inquired.
"Stewie, one of the side effects of the revival machine is... homosexuality. Flamboyant homosexuality."
Stewie gasped and then tripped on a rock and fell in a tanning bed and got 'revived'. He hopped out and nothing was different. Brian asked,
"So Lois, you're just cool with all this?"
"Of course, Brian. It's totally fine."
Everyone went back home together, minus Eugene who had to get ready for his date with Maui.
At home, Lois secretly locked everyone inside.
"ALRIGHT BASTARDS I GOTCHA NOW! I MAY BE GAY BUT I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU ALL! COME TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!"
Brian tried to evolve into Mega Giggity Giggity God, but his power fizzled out as he ran out of stamina to uphold it. Lois pulled an ax out of her chest, blood pointing from the hole she pulled it from. She ran upstairs and everybody had hidden. She just knew someone was in the closet, she heard breathing.
"HERE'S LOIS!"
She chopped into the door and saw blood drip out and dying noises.
"Gotcha now, you basta-"
She opened the door and saw Peter lying on the floor dead. She felt no remorse, he was annoying anyway. She broke into Stewies room and found him hiding behind a toy bear.
"COME TAKE YOUR MEDICINE STEWIE!"
Lois tried to chop him but there was something in the way. Someone had blocked her chop with his machete.
"EUGENE?!"
