Eugene picked at his spaghetti. He was barely hungry after watching Lois die.
"I'll be paying for this meal."
Said Maui.
"Why do you say that? It seems like a blatant setup for a stupid joke by an uninspired writer."
"Just thought it'd cheer you up."
Eugene smiled slightly.
"Thank you."
Maui's eyes turned red.
"Y O U R W E L C O M E!"
Maui sang the entire song in the middle of the restaurant. Everybody clapped.