Eugene pushed away Lois's ax.
"Don't touch my friends Lo-Lo!"
He stabbed her through the stomach and pulled the machete out. He stabbed her through the eye and pushed her head on the ground, her head sliding down the machete.
"You're welcome, Stew."
Eugene began to walk away but he got chopped in the stomach.
"I AINT GOIN DOWN THAT EASILY!"
Lois stood up, machete in her eye. The battle was about to go down. Eugene pulled the machete out of her eye and slashed her through the stomach. She axe chopped his neck. He pulled the ax out of his neck and heard Maui talk in his head.
"Do you know what your gift is, Eugene? You cannot die! No matter what they do to you, you cannot die! Thanks to me. You're welcome."
The voice faded away and Eugene slashed Lois in the other eye. Brian wished he could help, but he just couldn't. He looked around the room for something to help charge up, and he found it. A toaster. He grabbed the toaster and ran upstairs to the bathtub Stewie left full. Brian plunged into the bath with the toaster and was jolted with energy. He was now charged up to full power and was able to transform into Ultra Mega Giggity Giggity God Rosé 110 Porciento. He bursted through the door and began charging a kamehamehoo (kuh-may-Uh-may-ooh).
"EUGENE! STEWIE! I NEED YOU TO LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!"
Eugene and Stewie did take the L, transferring all of their energy to Brian. Brian let the kamehamehoo rip and burnt Lois to a crisp.
"She's gone for good now, Stewie. I know you wanted your mom but it could never be the same."
Stewie hugged Brian and Eugene morphed back to his cabin for his hot date with Maui.
