The Property Brothers began to speak in unison.
"Kumbooyeahkumbooyeahkumboohy-"
The chanting continued. Brian looked on in horror.
"Stewie... go home."
"Bu-"
"GO HOME!"
Brian's eyes went pure white. Stewie sniffled and began to walk home. But he didn't, he hid in a nearby bush. Rookie mistake.
The Property Brothers now had an aura of yellow light around them. They began to scream, as their bodies and spirits fused together to create the ultimate being.
"The Property... Brother?" Brian wondered.
"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD OF THE 4-6 TIME SLOT ON HGTV! THE PROPERTY BROTHER!"
The Property Brother roared. He slammed a mighty fist down upon Brian, leaving a massive hole in the ground. Suddenly the fist was blown back. You could see Brian had achieved his final, and most powerful form. He had an aura of light blue, however only coming from his eye. He had a blue sweatshirt on and black sweatpants, and strangely enough, slippers.
"ehehehehehehehhehehehe"
It was a strange noise Brian had made, somewhat unintelligible. Brian turned on a jukebox the Property Brothers had conveniently had outside. It played an ancient song, one that has been known to boost the power of some godlike beings. Melodicavania.
He formed a massive sword of bones in his hand.
"Bring it on you bastard."
He flew through the air with a mighty leap and swiped at the Property Brother with his newfound weapon, which was now engulfed in blue flame as well as his left eye. The Property Brother dodged the swipe and returned with a finger gun blast of yellow energy. He had grown to his full size, roughly about as big as the Statue of Liberty. Brian chopped the blast in half, using the small burst of energy released when both forces combined to leap close to the Brother's face. The Property Brother just smirked as he slapped Brian down to the ground.
"AHHH"
Brian yelled as he accelerated. As he hit the ground a giant crater was formed. Stewie emerged from his bush.
"Brian.."
Brian looked up to Stewie.
"S-Stewie?"
They both cried.
"OBJECTION!"
Brian and Stewie looked around, confused.
They began to sense a higher power.
There, with flowing pink hair, was Phoenix Wright.
"It's over, Property Brother."
Phoenix Wright flew into the air and began firing energy blasts at the Property Brother. The Property Brother wasn't hurt. In fact, he was absorbing the blasts like an impressionable child playing Pokémon. Phoenix grimaced.
"The Property Brother is too powerful. I'm going to have to raise my power."
Phoenix began to charge his power, and suddenly his pink hair turned solid purple. He had somehow gone Ultra Mega Super Duper Judicial Jesus. He used the power of instant transmission to teleport behind the Property Brother. He began furiously attacking the back of the Property Brother's head, and he seemed to be digging through his flesh. Bits and pieces of meat, blood, and bone flew everywhere until he punched a surface so solid it broke his hand.
"What in gods name is this!" Phoenix exclaimed.
It as a green, smooth texture that was revealed about a foot through the Brother's skin. The Property Brother began to laugh as in a dep voice it exclaimed,
"YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED YOU MORTAL! BY WASTING SO MUCH TIME FIGHTING ME, YOU HAVE ALLOWED ME TO SUMMON MY LORD AND SAVIOR!"
Those were his last words. Bits of flesh, blood, and bone flew everywhere as the outer layer of the Brother's skin were blown to bits. Underneath, there was a man of green complexion. He was wearing yellow, purple, and red clothes and had the biggest muscles Phoenix had ever seen. From his forehead sprouted two antennae, and he had a devious grin. The creature began to bellow,
"It is I, Lord Slug! I have come to defeat you all and rightfully claim my very own spot on the Super Smash Brothers Ultimate Roster! Muahahhaa!"
Phoenix looked on in fear.
"L-Lord Slug! Nobody has ever defeated Lord Slug! Ever!"
Lord Slug zapped Phoenix out of the air with a simple eye beam as he cackled. Phoenix evaporated, never to be seen again. As he disappeared, he whispered,
"Ob...jec..tion..."
Lord Slug smirked. He looked down at Brian on the ground and gave him and Stewie a similar fate. As he died, Brian exclaimed,
"Tell Eugene... I loved him..."
And then he was dead. Lord Slug laughed triumphantly, so caught up in his victory he didn't hear that a rift had opened behind him.
"EHEM!"said a strange voice.
Lord Slug turned around angrily. He recognized that voice anywhere.
"It is I, Lord Champa! Destructor God of the 16 Billionth Universe!"
Lord Slug groaned. He searched his database for intel on the 16 Billionth Universe before remembering that is the one he is in currently.
"You have commited crimes against the Universe and you need to be stopped, dimension hopper!"
Champa flew towards Lord Slug and punched him in the jaw. Lord Slug flew backwards, feeling pain for the first time in forever.
"What! That actually.... This cannot be!" Lord Slug roared angrily.
He and Champa began exchanging punches, most of them clashing between them, actively destroying most of Quahog around them. Finally, Champa landed a crushing blow on Lord Slug right in the chest, and he was blown to the ground. Champa lowered down to his level, sniggering.
"Any last words, Slug?"
Blood oozing from his chest and mouth, Lord Slug laughed.
"What? What is this! Why are you laughing!" Champa grimaced angrily.
Lord Slug looked at Champa.
"Y-you... You should have gone for the h-head..."
Lord Slug extended a stretching arm through Champa, effectively demolishing his heart in a Mortal Kombat esc. fashion. Lord Slug laughed as his Namekian healing factor began to cure his wounds.
"Doesn't anybody know... I ALWAYS WIN! MUAHAHAHAH!" He cackled and his sinister laugh echoed through the world.
This was the dawning of a new age for the people of Universe 16 Billion. Will Lord Slug stay and rule this Universe? Will he move on to take on Multiverse Domination? Only time will tell, time that we don't have together dear reader. The story I was meant to tell of our heroes is over, however they will live on forever in memory. Goodbye, our fans and fanatics. And remember, never challenge Lord Slug to a fight.
