BTS X BLACKPINK BOOK 2: NEW PHASE

Chapter XVIII: Drunk in the Park's Manor

Third Person's Pov

Everyone was having fun at the Park's mansion. Well yes, they had a get together to celebrate the Park's two new family members. The rest of the squad was drinking, except for the precious pregnant lady who chose to ignore the chaos the squad was making and instead focuses her full attention to eat another craving of hers: Bread with Ketchup and tomatoes. Rose is one weird pregnant lady.

"Lisa, you're drunk! Go home already!" Jennie reminded Lisa who didn't stick that reminder unto her head and continued chugging down a bottle of soju. She was already of age to drink so why would she stop from drinking? Jennie sighed and just let the maknae do whatever she wants and grabbed a bottle of expensive wine and began drinking it the classy way.

"Ahjumma! Ahjumma! I'm okay, I'm not drunk, my name is Lisa!! Swag~" Lisa started rapping and found a table to stand on and continued to rap.

"Whatever I want, I get it~

Whatever you do, you're useless

Boy, I got plenty of fat checks

If you don't believe, do a fact check

You want me, so tell me

But you might regret it

Can't help that, I'm sexy

You okay, I'm foxy!! Whoo

Swag~ Swag~"

Lisa said and it was evident that she was purely drunk as she kept bouncing in the air, and rapping with a rhythm stuck on her head and adding dance steps on it. Jisoo on the other hand, was in another dimension and was hooking her arms and legs to a pole vertically and saying 'ppoong' numerous times. She began imitating a koala, a panda, a sloth, and other animals she can think off.

The boys were much crazier than the girls when drunk so the Park's Manor was in complete chaos and the poor maids couldn't help but sigh in despair as they retired into each of their rooms. Kim Taehyung who is crazily drunk found a way to sit on the Park's 10 million worth Chandelier and began swinging back and forth while singing a familiar song.

"I'MMMMMMM!!!! GONNNNAAAA SHHHHHHWWWWIIIIINNNNGGG! FROM THE SHANDELIIIIEEERR!!! FROM THE SHANDELIEEERRRRRRRR!!" Taehyung sang with cracked voice but nobody seemed to care to notice him except for Jungkook who refused to drink. After all, who would take care of his hyungs, noonas and Lisa if not for him?

Kim Jennie, who is now drunk from 3 bottles of wine stood up and dashed to the swimming pool while screaming:

"Bish I'm a mermaid lemme swim!!" She struggled to break free from Jungkook's grasp and attempted to dive into the swimming pool but was knocked out by Jungkook and he dragged her back to the Mansion and pushed her body under the table so his noona would hurt her head when she wakes up. The golden maknae is also evil. *insert evil laugh*

Rose saw the chaos in her mansion and was about to go somewhere for peace when her eyes saw that her husband Jimin was making out with Jin. Her eyes went so wide that it seemed that it would pop out of their eye sockets. She dropped her vanilla ice cream with cucumbers and separated her husband from Jin.

"Can you all people stop from stealing my husband?!! Geez, even boys want his love!!" Rose exclaimed and tied Jimin to a chair using the extension wire laying on the floor and smacked Jin's head causing him to fall unconscious. She then dragged him to where Jisoo is.

"There, I think it's better for you join Jisoo in her 4d world." She muttered and went upstairs to sleep in exhaustion.

The following morning, everyone woke up from slumber. First was Jennie, who hit her head when she tried to get up, adding to the pain of her hangover. She realized where she was and slid her body to get out of the center table in the living room and began to look around.

'This place looks like it had been hit by a tornado.' Jennie thought as she passed Lisa sleeping on the couch with chips surrounding her. Jisoo was hugging the pole like a koala with Jin next to her, still asleep. Jungkook slept on the kitchen island and she saw that Jimin was tied next to him. She wondered where her boyfriend and the pregnant lady were.

She went to the second floor and checked every room and found Rose sleeping in one of them. She sighed in relief, but where was her boyfriend? Soon, Rose woke up and joined Jennie having breakfast prepared by the maids. She untied Jimin and had him sent to sleep in their room. The others also received the same treatment.

"Rose-yah, do you know where is Taehyung?" Jennie asked. What if something bad happened to him? Rose looked at her and shrugged then proceeded to eat bacon, pork, fried rice, kimchi and a glass of pineapple juice.

"I forgot where he went but I do know that he's just around the Manor. Loosen up a bit unnie, your boyfriend is a grown man." Rose said and offered Jennie to eat which she did with no hesitation.

"Yeah, but I can't help but worry." Jennie replied and a few minutes later, a high pitched scream was heard from the main room. Rose immediately dashed to the source with Jennie following. There, they saw Taehyung who was hanging on the chandelier with a panic stricken face.

"How did you get there?!" Rose asked in shock.

"I don't know! Help me get down! Ppali!!" He shouted and was helped down by the guards. He hugged the floor which confused Jennie.

"Oppa, are you okay?"

"Yeah, I just missed the floor but I missed you more." He said, got up and hugged Jennie tightly.

The others also woke up an hour later and since there was a surveillance camera around, they watched the video where they all did crazy things.

"I'll delete this footage you idiots." Jisoo said after the video ended. The squad learned to never get drunk together as they would only embarrass themselves.

A/N: Okay, I know I haven't been updating for 2 weeks or more. I really thought that I could balance school and this book but guess what, School is really a bitch! It was only the first week of classes and they already gave a project?!

The project is to make outfits of greek gods and goddesses but it should be recycled. I spent almost 13 dollars on the project itself. I have never spent that much for a project but I had to, for grades. Then I worked very hard for my dress, then it got ripped so easily because I had CAT. (Citizenship Advancement Training). I really had bad luck, fuck.

Yah, I will try my best to overcome the writer's block and to update faster for you guys. Thank you for your support.