The elf (south park the stick of truth style/kyman)[DISCONTINUED]

Feelings

"Yeah...kinda did"

"Im NOT marring your slutty, poor, and gay ass!"cartman kept complaning
Wait
"Gay?"
(MhMM! mhnmm!!!!!)"fucking amazing eric!"

"Shiet- well mabey its time you tell him kinny"

(MHMmhnmmm mhnmmm mhmm) "UGH fine...since you also told us your secret i guess i can trust you mine, ALSO its not gay its pan"

"Whatever you like a dick in your ass"

(Mhmmmhmmm)"Not gonna lie, i do"

Eric gave him a disgusted glare

(Mhm....mhnmmmhm?)"Kyle...wanna see my tits?"

"Kenny for fucks sake no-"

He pulled his mask down

"Im talking for real"

"What-"
Her voice-

"Im a dude, i DONT have tits i have a dick and im a whore, there"

I .am. fucking . SHOOK

"What-gahgwugwjwby-WHAT?"

"Its true, i try to cover up my voice because- puberty, but i mean all the dudes that fucked me know it "

"Your such a slut kinny"

"Oh yeah and also kenny is just short of my real name 'kenneth'"

"How did i NOT know of this before???"

"Im a good girl ^30~"

"So yeah, basicly im the only straight one here"mumbled eric
It broke my heart a bit

"Not for long dude"said kenny grabing onto his shoulders
"Stop bieng gross!"

"Im not bieng gross, i know thats not what you think about gay people, you might be one yourself"said kenny teasing...
Wat?

He ....BLUSHED????????
holy shit hes adorable-
Fuck

"What?"

"Eric likes y-"
"SHUTUPYOUFUCKINGMORRONISWEARI'LLFUCKINGMURDERYOU"

Kenny backed away a bit
"We all shared our secrets the least you could do is share yours"

"ITS FUCKING DIFRENT AND ITS NOT TRUE!"

now im curious, but i have to respect it- it kinda sounded like- naaahhh

"If kyle would understand that he would be soo saaaddd"said kenny in a teasing tone
Im really fucking confused
"No he wouldnt"eric said as he crossed his arms
"He totally has the hots for you"mumbled kenny
OHSHIT
My face just fucking turns all red
And ERIC BLUSHED TOO
Im dying
Help
Kenny glares at both of us
"Ehh i was just teasing"

"Yeah right- im not gay like you too fags, im leaving"said cartman as he turned around and walked back into the castle

Kenny looked a bit dissapointed
"I guess i should go too, bye kyle"
He gave me...a glare? and whent behind eric

Was he...jelous?
This is just full on turning into a really gay romantic novel
Oh god are we gonna have a threesome or something-
I cringe as i imagine as i almos fucking puke

NO

Even if we where i would just- LEAVE
As much as i like eric-
JUST NO
WHAT THE FUCK
I need to get home or something

~Princessu kawaii desu kenny chan~~'s Pov~

I dont know whats happening but i am not fucking liking it

Does eric like kyle? And kyle likes MY eric back?
No
He woudnt
Hes MINE
IM the one who hes gonna marry....
I HAVE to be

I just need to make sure my theorie is right

"Hey eric...i know you like him"

"I dont like kyle, kinny!"

"I....didnt said who"

"I-i....AWFUCKYOU"

"So you do?"

"If you tell anyone i swear i'll kill you even more then you have ever died before"

"Hehe alright"

Kyle. Has to fucking go