The elf (south park the stick of truth style/kyman)[DISCONTINUED]

Am i an elf?

So i HAVE magic and apparently its unnaturally powerfull
I dont really know what to think

(Mhm....mhmmhmmn?)"kyle...what are you?"

"What do you mean??"

(Mhmmnnmhm mhnmm)"Like...are you a human with magic like eric, what are you??"

I look at them...kenny is right... if i where a wizard like eric i couldnt use this much magic...mabey theres one thing that can help

"I can show you something..but it has to stay betwen us..."

"Khal dont show us your dick"

(Mhmm)"please do"

"What?! No its nothing like that, its this"
I took of my hat revealing my pointy ears

"Holyshit....your an elf!!!"

"What?!"

"Khal your an elf! I cant belive-"

(Mhmmhmm!!mhmm???mhmmhnvnnhnhmmm)"dude thats so cool!wait how did you hide it all this time?? And YOU didnt knew???"

"I..i dont know, its not something i like about myself i though that it was just a birth defect, all elfs have these??"

"You are so fucking blind, everyone knows elves have pointy ears "

(Mhmmmhmmmhmmm)"well now you know...but please keep it hidden, if the people of the town know about this they WILL kill you"

"Kinnys right, but we wont say a thing, you our friend and we known you since you where a fetus so we can trust that you arent a back stabing jew elf bitch, mabey a little bitch but its okay"

"Fuck you fatass...and...thanks..."

"Prince eric, your lessons start soon"said a servant that had just opened the garden doors

"Okay i'll be right there now go back to your usual shit"

"Yes your majesty" they leave

"Well me an kinny have to go, bye khal and good luck"

"Bye"

I start walking home, so much is going trough my mind...im from the enimie...but eric and kenny understand that i didnt know... sigh

Before i realised my nose hit the door
Oh im here

I open the door going inside, putting my book back on his place

"Mom im home....can we talk?"
I sit down on a chair as i look at my mother who is doing the dishes

"What is it dear?"she said while her back was turned to me

"Am i an elf?"