The elf (south park the stick of truth style/kyman)[DISCONTINUED]

Who should i trust?

"O-oh shit"
"Im so sorry....-"
"Why the fuck are you saying sorry?"
"Okay- i- uuuhh- idontknow?"
"I think your pretty kewl too.....like in a more-than-friendly way"
DID HE JUST-
i havent realized that im a blushing mess
"Annd cute....expecially blushing like that"he looked away blushing too
"S-so you like me back???"
"Is it that obvious asshole?"
"No i just-..."
"I know that im really kewl and you might think im just fooling around,but really"
I smile a bit
i get a warm feelling in me....he looks at me...his eyes...are so gorgeous...
we get closer and closer until out lips meet for a few seconds then-
~Nobody's Pov~
"HI FUCKERS!" kenny jumps out of a bush and eric got so scared that he screamed like a girl and fell on the floor
"No need to bow king"
"Fuck you kinny"
"If you wanna~~"
Eric got up, dusted himself off, got closer to kenny
And put his middle finger in his face
Kenny snickered
"Stop bieng gross or i'll kick your ass"
"You can fuck my ass"
Eric kicks kenny in the nuts making him fall on the ground and both eric and kyle started laughing
"Oh-kay...i deserved that-" he got up
"So what were you two doing?"
"Hh...You know ....just hanging out and stuff...." shuttered Eric
"Y-yeah" Kyle agreed blushing a bit Kenny glared at both of them
" yes I see, well I came here to call Cartman his mom is waiting for him"
" aw shit, bye guys"
"Bye" said Kyle and Kenny at the same time as he whent away
"you really like him huh?"
"I....yeah i do.." Kyle blushed a bit more
"And he actually likes me too!" He said cheerfully
" if i were you will be careful... he's not what it seems like... trust me he might seem like he cares but he doesn't.."
"I'm sure he's not like that..."
"Look...you're my best friend I don't want to see the heart broken.."
"Oh...well i also grew up with him kenny"
"You didnt the way i did, you never saw how he treats people in the castle..and remeber heidi from school?"
"Ohh yeahhhh...her "
"Do you wanna turn out like she did and get manipulated?"
"Im not dumb like her and i wont get manipulated"
"I though you had a crush on her"
"Well- thinking someone is pretty dosent mean that i have a crush"
"Whatever you say, just warning"
"Okay...thanks anyways...."

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