Ishipbughead: what was that for? Bugheadislife: idk I was bored Ishipbughead: oh Robert: hi kids Ishipbughead: Archie wtf? Robert: this isn't Archie this is Fred....his dad Bugheadislife: oh why do you have Archie's phone? Robert: well Archie is in the hospital Ishipbughead: WHAT WHY? Robert: well, he got extremely sick from these..."popsicles" he got offline Bugheadislife: what kind of "popsicles" Robert: I'll send a photo.... Ishipbughead: ok Robert:
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Bugheadislife: omfg Ishipbughead: I'm- Betty: hey what I miss? Bugheadislife: well if you guys wanna come to the hospital with me and Veronica to see Archie....... Betty: what's wrong with Archie? Bugheadislife: scroll up.... Betty: 🤦🏽♀️ Jughead: what poppin hoes? Betty: you wanna go to the hospital to see Archie Jughead: omg what did Archie do Betty: scroll up Jughead: his dumbass🤦🏽♀️ but I'll come Bugheadislife: jughead we're almost at your trailer Jughead: im at Betty's Bugheadislife: OH SO WE JUST DROVE ALMOST 2 1/2 MINUTES TO YOUR TRAILER AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE Jughead: but 2 minutes isn't even that long kevin Bugheadislife: NOT 2 MINUTES 2 AND A HALF Jughead: would you stop being so dramatic Kevin Bugheadislife: NEVERRR Ishipbughead: we're almost at your house Betty....and Jughead Jughead: k Bugheadislife:WE HERE YALLS DAY JUST GOT BRIGHTER AND BETTER THAN EVAAA Betty: ok then Jughead: BETTS YOU WANNA SIT IN THE BACK WITH ME? Betty: YESSS Bugheadislife: don't you dare try to make Kevin jr a roommate Betty: what? Bugheadislife: don't try to make Kevin jr a big brother WHILE YOU'RE STILL PREGNANT Betty: we weren't going to........
2 minutes later Bugheadislife: WHY DO I HEAR MOANING Bugheadislife: OMG YOU GUYS SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA MAKE ANOTHER BABY Betty: WE AREN'T KEVIN Bugheadislife: sureeeeeee *kevin throws condom at Betty and jughead* Betty: KEVIN WHAT WAS THAT FOR Bugheadislife: so you don't make another baby duhhhh Jughead: kevin for the love o god we're not making another baby *kevin throws pregnancy test at Betty and jughead* Betty: KEVIN WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT Bugheadislife: I'm guessing it's mayor McCoy's I found it in my dads bathroom so... Betty: why would you take that Kevin Bugheadislife:thought you guys would need it more Betty: Kevin wtf Ishipbughead: ok so we're at the hospital everyone out
(They did not have sex they just made out in the back of the car)
A/n Hey guys so imma be a lot busy cause of cheer and school starting I'll try to update on Fridays or weekends cause I'll be a lot busy on week days I'll update more once riverdale starts because the week after it premieres that's my last cheer game but I might still have competitions so please leave suggestions in the comments so I can update this story more often and keep a good storyline bye
