A/N 1k READS?!!!! OMG IM SO THANKFUL sorry lol here's the story
Veronica and Kevin were the first out of the car it took Betty and jughead a little while because of their 'little' make out session
Betty: where are you guys?
Kevin: Archie's room dumbass
Betty: WHAT ROOM IS HE IN
Kevin: 420 calm your tits
Betty:......KEVIN THERE IS NO ROOM 420
Kevin: WELL 420 IS THE ROOM HE SHOULD BE IN CAUSE ARCHIE IS A FUCKING CRACKHEAD
Betty:......what room is he in
Veronica: he's in room 35
Betty: thank you v
Veronica: np, and hurry Archie don't look so good
Betty: Omw be there soon
Veronica: k
Betty and jughead enter Archie's room
(Not gc)
Archie: hAlLelUjaH mY QuEeN HaS ArIVeD
Betty: I'm not your queen Archie....
Archie: notchure ass jughead
(Not your)
Betty: Kevin you was right he is a fucking crackhead
Archie: nO I'm NoT I AtE PoPsiCleS AnD NOw I'm HeRe I ThInk iM ElErGic To tHem
Jughead: they were PODsicles not POPsicles
Archie: what ever fuck yall pippas
Kevin: what the fuck is "pippas
Archie: THe WorD I'm nOt SuPpoSeD tO sAy Cause iM WhitE
Jughead: *slaps face* omg
Archie: what
Jughead: nvm
Veronica: YOU GUYS HOW LONG WAS BETTY PASSED OUT FOR?
Jughead: for acoup- WAIT WHAT
Jughead: WE NEED A DOCTOR OR NURSE RIGHT NOW
*veronica gets nurse alexa*
Doctor: how many weeks is she in?
Jughead: idk 39 or 38 I think
Doctor: ok so....
Jughead: so what?
Doctor: she could be in labor
Jughead:
WHAT?
Doctor: you see woman give birth around the 9th month which is 37-39.107 weeks
Jughead: THEN WHY SHE PASS OUT?
Doctor: oh that's normal if there's no one to assist her and her water breaks she could just pass out
(Idk if that's true I just made it up)
Jughead: oh wow
Betty: FUCKING HELL!
Jughead: BETTY UR AWAKE!!
Betty: YEAH NO DIP
doctor: ok ms cooper push
Betty: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOINGGG
BEtty: JUG pleaSE HOld MY HAND (voice cracks)
*jughead holds Betty's
hand*
Betty eventually gives birth and has to stay in the hospital for a while
Meanwhile.....
Kevin, Veronica, jughead
Kevin: so did you name it Kevin jr?
Jughead: no we don't have a name for her yet
Veronica: Kevin why would you name a girl Kevin jr?
Kevin: anything is possible
Veronica:so anyone wanna go get McDonald's or some shit
Jughead: I cant I don't got no money
Veronica: bitch then how u get pops every fucking day
Jughead......
Veronica: HUHHHH?
Jughead: shut up Veronica I'm fucking broke
Veronica: sure u is
Jughead: IM SERIOUS
Veronica: fucking bitch
Jughead: I'm sorry that your fucking sad didn't wanna send you to TOYS FOR TOTS
Veronica: can I shake your dads hand?
Jughead: go the fuck ahead I don't give a shit
Kevin: wow
A/n OK SO SCHOOL LITERALLY IS IN LESS THAN 2 DAYS IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS AND I DONT WANNA GO 😭😭😭😭
Thank y'all for 1k reads tho
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