*im not Bolding their names im too lazy for that shit*
Kevin: YALL BETTY AND JUGHEAD HAD SEX
Veronica: IS THAT WHY I COULDNT GET ANY SLEEP?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NEIGHBORS
John: What's up
Kevin: WHO TF IS JOHN?!
John: me bitch
Kevin: WELL NO DIP HOE WHO ARE YOU B4 I KICK U OUT
John: well I'm Archie nise to meet you
Kevin: ITS NICE AND SINCE WHEN WERE YOU JOHN?!
John: I dunno I just liked the name I guess so now I'm John
Kevin: that isn't legal Archibald
John: ITS JOHN!
Kevin: NO ITS NOT ARCHIBALD
John: you're just jealous you're a peasant and I can actually change my name hoe
Kevin: BITCHH DONT EVEN START THAT BULLSHIT WITH ME THOT
John: come at me bro
Kevin: MAKE ME
John: you look like Jake Paul
Kevin has left the chat
Betty: y'all what is that noise?
Jughead: yeah it sounds like a girl screaming should we call the cops?
Veronica: Naw Archie is just getting the shit beat outta him
Jughead: I gotta see that action
John: BAAAATTCCCHHH STOOOPPPP LIL HOEE
Kevin: NOT UNTIL U APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING I LOOK LIKE JAKE PAUL
John: FINEEEE BABY IM SORRY
IM NOT SORRYY
*kevin hits Archie once again*
John: BATTCHH WHAT WAS THAT FOR
Kevin: APOLOGIZE OR IM THROWING UR ASS ON THE ROAD
John: FINE IM SORRY
Kevin: thank you
Time skip
(Betty and jughead)
OMg I dOnT knoW hOw tO WriTe thIs kiNda ShiT sO yEet iM SoRrY moM
How do I write warning hold up sex warning? SKSKSKJSJSJSJEJEJ IM SORRY YALL
THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWKWARD
J: Was I good today or bad?
B: depends you were screaming "world star" when Kevin was beating the shit outta Archie but you also behaved well so I guess you can pick what we do tonight
J: can I kiss u
B: whatever u want
*they start to makeout*
I DUNNO WHAT TO WRITE HELP sksksksksks
I guess imma just say they have sex
Bughead has sex just imagine anything I don't know skskskskskksjejejjeej
YOU ARE READING
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HumorI was bored but this is full of hot drama and sum hackers so keep watch also it's 12 am lmaoo
