The tripppp ;))))) pt.1

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5 months later
*archie has recovered*
*polly is taking care of Betty's child*
*the other groupchat mysteriously ended and Kevin is gonna start a new one*

Kevin has started this groupchat
Kevin has added Cheryl, Betty, jughead, Archie, and Veronica

Kevin: Hey my hoes ;)
Kevin has named the groupchat "my little hoes"
Veronica: hey Kevin what's up?
Kevin: the sky, clouds, JeSuS
Veronica: 🤦🏽‍♀️
Kevin: anyways, my dad is going out of town to go to Greendale and he said I could take you guys to his cabins
Betty: ooh that sounds fun
Kevin: yeah no dip it's lots of fun, also Betty jughead get a room, Veronica Cheryl get a room Archie you sleep on the floor, and I get the big bed to myself HAHA
Archie: jeez Kevin
Veronica: sounds alright let's go!
Cheryl:I can't wait
Kevin: ok I'm coming to pick you guys up Betty is jughead at your house because I'm omw
Betty:... actually we're at jugheads trailer
Kevin: GOD DAMN IT *hits the horn really Hardly*
Kevin: well Archie looks like you're first
Archie: k

Kevin goes and picks up Archie then Veronica, Cheryl, and then Betty and jughead
Seating :

Kevin: ok y'all it'll be a 2 hour drive we will stop at Wendy's on the way there and then the Hot Dog shoppe

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Kevin: ok y'all it'll be a 2 hour drive we will stop at Wendy's on the way there and then the Hot Dog shoppe.

They get to Wendy's

Veronica orders a chicken nugget with Fries a vanilla frosty and a coke
Kevin orders
2 chocolate frosty's, fries, a chicken sandwich and Pepsi
Cheryl orders
A small fry, salad, a cheeseburger, and water
Betty orders
A chocolate frosty, fries, a cheeseburger, and Mountain Dew
Jughead orders a jr bacon cheeseburger, 2 fries, 2 chocolate frosty's and a water

After 30 minutes everyone is finished with their food and are full
They have an hour left to drive and Kevin said there's a Hot Dog shoppe right where the cabins are so when we get there we will eat there

30 more minutes into the car ride
*bughead starts to make out*
*kevin goes to check his mirror and watches the road again then looks back and see's bugheads make out session and ends it
Kevin: HEY don't distract me
Betty: fine ok

They finally arrive

Kevin: ok Bitches we here get the fuck out
Veronica: Oof
Archie: where did Betty and jughead go
Kevin: probably to the Hot Dog shoppe cause u know jughead's fat ass
Veronica: I'll go check

Veronica comes back and they were not there
Kevin: must've gone inside my bad sorry jughead
Wherever you are

They all go inside and find Betty and jughead checking out the cabins

Irl
Kevin: ok my hoes pick a room but Remember archie you sleep on the floor
Archie: what about the couch
Kevin: I don't want your man period all over my white couch bitch you can sleep in the basement
Archie: I'm scared of basements
Kevin: too bad so sad ya sleeping on the floor
Veronica: get wrecked

Archie: Oof
Betty: me and jug call the room closet to the bathroom
Kevin: oh honey there is a bathroom in every room ;)
Betty: ok so we get the bedroom the farthest from everyone
Kevin: ok I'll show you where it's at
*kevin goes and grabs his camera's*
Ok right this way

Kevin leads them into the room
And places a camera towards the bed on top of the bed and in the shower

Kevin: ok done with the tour let's get some food

They all walk to the Hot Dog shoppe
Kevin gets 2 chili cheese hotdogs a chili cheese fry a wedding soup and a Pepsi
Veronica gets a chili cheese hotdog cheese fry and a Pepsi
Cheryl gets a vanilla milkshake plain fries a chili cheese Hot Dog and a water
Archie gets a chili cheese hotdog chili cheese fries and a sprite
Betty gets what Veronica is getting with Mountain Dew and a chocolate shake
Jughead gets a chili cheese hamburger chili cheese hotdog a chocolate shake water and a large wedding soup

(Hot Dog shoppe wedding soup is the best thing in the world)

After they eat they decide to all take a walk and relax
A bit

Archie: how long till we get back uGh
Kevin: Archie if you didn't wanna be here then you should've left your ass home
Archie: I'm tired and sick
*kevin pulls out febreze and covers his nose with his shirt*
Kevin: Archie you better not get me sick I have a wrestling match soon
Archie: ughhhhh my stomach hurts
Kevin: we don't care about your cramps ARCHIe
Archie: I'm hungry
Kevin: shut up and Starve
Archie: rude ass
Kevin: *Kevin takes off shoe*
WATCHU SAY BITCH I KNOW U AIN'T TALKING TO ME
Archie: BITCH STOP *Archie runs away*
Kevin: WHY R U RUNNIN WHY R U RUNNIN
Amirah from the house next door: COULD YOU GUYS SHUT YOUR MOUTHS IM TRYING TO WATCH THE 100
*slams window*
Kevin: is it just me or do I love my neighbor
Archie: what is the one hundred
Kevin: Betty can I kill him?
Betty: wouldn't be the first time someone asked
Kevin: ITS "THE HUNDRED"
YOU UNEDUCATED BABOON
Archie: it isn't my fault I didn't know what it was
Kevin: WELL MY NEIGHBOR SAID "THE HUNDRED" YOU DEAF TWAT
Archie: ouch
Betty: it's getting late let's just go back
Veronica: that's not a bad idea let's go

10:15

They are all in bed

Everyone is sleep sept Kevin and bughead
*bughead pm*
Betty: jughead when will you come out of the shower
Jughead: when I get out
Betty: can you hurry the fuck up
Jughead: why what's the rush
Betty: jughead I need you
*jughead shuts off the shower and puts a rob on*
Irl
Jughead: I'm here why didn't you tell me
Betty: I was embarrassed
Jughead: there's nothing to be embarrassed about I love you
*Kevin trying not to scream because he's watching bughead from the other room*
Betty: come here handsome

*kevin is literally about
To drop dead*

*bughead fuck*

*kevin is about to die*

*bed is at breaking point*

*bed starts to squeak*
*kevin is passed out*




Oof this is part one because a lot of people were waiting for the update sorry this took 2 days and I'll make a part two

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