Riverdale groupchat

pEppA whAtRe doIn As A pOliCe OffIceR

Kevin: ok everyone get out of the car xx
Archie: no u fat bitch xx

Kevin: the only fat bitch here is u xx

Archie: anna ou

Kevin: how about you anna ou your ass right out of the car xx

Archie: how about no xx

Kevin:  how about you take your shit and walk your ass back home xx

Archie: BUT THATS TOO FAR

kevin: Deal with it xx

Veronica: aw shit here we go again

Evelyn: how many times has this happened?

Betty: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Times too many

Evelyn: damn it's 7 am

Archie: no time for taylor swift bitch xx

Kevin: Ok I KNOW you didn't just call Evelyn a bitch

Archie: my main bitch?....

Kevin: SHE'S MY MAIN BITCH U FUCKIN WHORE

Archie: somebody call 911

Veronica: SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR

the whole car: OWOOOOHOOOOOO

Archie: no actually I need a doctor

Veronica: someone get me a doctor doctor

The whole car: TO BRING ME BACK TO LIFFFEEEE

Archie: NO SERIOUSLY GUYS IM BLEEDIND

Kevin: stop bleeding on my car fat fuck would you xx

*archie passes out*

*veronica dials 911*

(^yes that is my video lmao)

Veronica: she hung up-

Kevin: what is peppa doing as an officer anyways she's 4-

Betty: peppa is my queen xx

Kevin: whatever im like 10ft taller than her so I beat her anyday xx

Betty: kevin... sorry to burst your bubble but peppa is 4 and 7ft tall.. you're only 6ft-

Kevin: shut up or you'll end up like Archie 😡

Betty: rApe

Kevin: 😯

I may or may not edit this to be more later but its enough for now