Riverdale groupchat

We drivin 🤭😂

Kevin: ok so tomorrow we are gonna go on a special trip somewhere..me and evelyn both specially planned it and we are so excited to see you guy's faces

Betty: hopefully no one dies this time kev..

Kevin: betty I promise you no one is gonna die this time unless I physically harm archie

Archie: bitch-

Betty: uh oh.. archie why did you say that..

Archie: what?

Kevin: dun dun dun dun... dun dun dun..

Veronica: aw shit here we go again...

Kevin: REAL ASS BITCH GIVE A FUCK BOUT A N-

Josie: boutta what¿

Kevin: i aint say nun

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The next day

Kevin: so me and Evelyn are gonna come and get Veronica first then Betty and Jughead then archie.

Betty: what about everyone else in the groupchat?

Kevin: them bitches didn't answer 😂

Cheryl: Excuse moi?, did I just fucking hear yall are going on a trip without me and tt?

Kevin: well you didn't answer-

Cheryl: We're coming. Periodt.

Kevin: fuck you cheryl

Cheryl: right back at you 🤩

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Kevin and evelyn have now picked everyone up and they are all in the car. (A reminder that Kevin, Evelyn, Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead, Cheryl, and Toni are the only ones in the vehicle going on the trip)

Kevin: everyone ready and settled?

Jughead: yes sister Kevin

Kevin: how many fucking times do I have to tell you I am NOT James Charles.

Charles: did I hear my name?

Kevin: I KICKED YOU OUT WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM

Charles: up your boob in the tube

Kevin: jokes on you I don't have breasts

Charles: 😳

Kevin:

Veronica: LMFAO

Betty: KAJAHSGAHASHWHSHHW KEVIN IM WHEEZING

Kevin: I know Youre sitting in the seat right behind- even the aliens on mars can hear you-

Charles: THAT'S YOU?!

Betty: WTF HOW CAN YOU HEAR ME-

Kevin: as I once said. Even the aliens on mars can hear you.

Betty: oh shut up 🙄

Kevin: its the truth ma'am