Riverdale groupchat

No shade just facts

(They are leaving the camp today and I know bughead has aa baby but just forget they ever had One skksks I have no clue what the hell to do if I put a baby in the story already well I might do something with the baby Idfk but enjoy)

Kevin: pack up hoes we leaving
Betty: Iwkad
Kevin: tf
Jughead: keejan
Kevin: tf part 2
Veronica: oh god...
Kevin: WHAT WHAT TELL ME BITCH
Veronica: they're having sex...
Kevin: BITCH WHY AIN'T YALL TELL ME YALL WERE GONNA HAVE SEX AGAIN I WOULD'VE BROUGHT AN EXTRA TAPE RECORDER 🤬
Veronica: tape recorder?
Kevin: oh um..I didn't mean to say tape recorder...I totally meant Extra condoms
Veronica: Betty has birth control....
Kevin: since when did she switch
Veronica: SINCE YOU POKED HOLES IN EVERY SINGLE CONDOM THEY OWNED WITH YOUR MOMS OLD STARTER EARRINGS KEVIN!
Kevin: well damn..
Veronica: not to mention there's a video of you poking the holes repeatedly saying "bughead babies"
Kevin: well they got a baby didn't they
Veronica: Sure did

Betty: YOU GUYS!!!!
Veronica: BETTY US EVERYTHING ALRIGHT????!!!!
Betty: NO POLLY GOT IN A CAR CRASH WITH JUNIPER, DAGWOOD, AND (wait I forgot the name lemme go back LMAO, IM BACK ITS MAIRE SKKSKSK
SORRY MAIRE LMAO) And Maire
Veronica: OMG ARE THEY OK?!?!
Betty: I don't know Polly said the ambulance was on there way and she doesn't think Juniper or Maire are moving but Dagwood is balling
Archie: 2 pointers broo
Kevin: ARCHIE GET THE FUCK OUT CANT YOU HEAR ME SOBBING 😭😭😭
Archie: yes I can hear you from my dads truck and it's pretty ugly😳
Kevin: I really hate you 😭

Kevin kicked Archie out of the groupchat

Kevin: SO ARE THE BABIES OK ;(((
Betty:
Kevin: PLEASEEE SAY MAIRE IS OK
Betty: they—they— they're dead 😭😭(she's obviously sobbing)
Kevin: WHO'S DEAD?!11!1!
Betty: M-aa-i-re a—n-d Ju—ni-pp-err
Kevin: NOT MAIRE 😭😭😭 NO MORE BUGHEAD BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Veronica: 😭😭😭😭
Jughead: wa—I—t Ma—ire- is dead??
Betty: Can we leave this place asap so we can see polly and Dagwood in the hospital 😭😭
Veronica: Andres out front so let's go NOW
Betty: we're on our way ☹️

A/N

SO IM NOT FREAKIN DEAD YET BUT I COULDN'T UPDATE BECAUSE WE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL ON THE 3RD AND THIS WEEK WAS SO GODDAMN STRESSFUL I HAD 2 PROJECTS DUE AND A TDA ANS A WHOLE BUNCH OF CBA'S (midterms) AND A GEOGRAPHY TEST AND A LOT OF PRE TESTS AND A PSSA TERM TEST AND IM GLAD ITS OVER BUT NOW WE HAVE A HEALTH PROJECT WE'RE DOING AND ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE DOING IT ON OCD AND HAVE TO PRESENT IT TO THE CLASS IM NOT READY
ANYWAYS HOPE YOUR 2019 IS GOING GREAT AND I HOPE THIS YEAR ISN'T TRASHY 🙃 IVE BEEN IN A DEPRESSING MOOD SO THIS IS A DEPRESSING CHAPTER AND MAIRE DON'T KILL ME BECAUSE I KILLED U 🤩