The Princess and The Doctor Chapter 2
The Call of the Mild Flank References
As they finish the impromptu discussion of Ancient Equestria the two start back to the throne room. Enroute the Doctor, gulping nervously, fidgets as he awkwardly addresses Celestia. "Huh... Princess Celestia..."
Celestia - "Celestia please, Doctor."
"Celestia... Huh... I think some pers... Pony is trying to contact you... Huh... How do I put this... Well Celestia your bum is ringing..."
Celestia - "My bum???"
"Your... Your backside is buzzing!! Some Pony is dialing your tail end!! Your butt is calling!!"
Celestia - "My...AH!! My Flank... My Cutie Mark?? The Cutie Map is summoning me..." (stops) "Is that church bells? This early in the morning?"
"Church..." (His eyes widen) "...of course NOW she wants something! After locking ME out!! Come on!!"
The two quicken their pace back to the throne room, the Doctor cussing with every step. "What's going on?? That sound..."
"The Cloister Bell in the TARDIS!! Something is going on!!" he answers, the two entering the throne room, the sound louder the closer they were to the TARDIS. "That means she's going to let me in..." (the door remains locked) "...in!! IN!! IN!! WHY WONT SHE OPEN N--OWW!?!"
The door swings open smacking him full on in the face, knocking him flat on his back. From the TARDIS an unseen presence tosses a shoulder bag out, something within it flashing and humming. As it lands on the Doctor's stomach the TARDIS door quickly slams shut, the TARDIS vanishing.
Awkwardly Celestia glances between where the TARDIS was, and the Doctor, finally whispering "That happen often?"
"...surprisingly yes... Having the door slammed into my face is a new thing but..." (He reaches into the shoulder bag) "...whats..."
From the bag he withdraws a long pen like cylinder tool, a mix of metal and crystal build. Curious Celestia draws near, starting at it intensely. "That... Can't be..."
"My Sonic Screwdriver? Its not as fancy as the Sonic Sunglasses but trust me, the screwdriver kinda gets finicky after every 50 million miles used. Wait, what do you mean can't be?"
Celestia's motions towards her flank, "The flashing of your screwdriver and my Cutie Mark is perfectly synced. Could... Could the Cutie Map be calling you too?"
The Doctor, awkward expression, briefly looks at his back end before regarding the screwdriver again. "Depends. If I say NO can I opt out of joining you on your obligation filled quest your going to insist we do on Harps Warping Eee?"
Celestia - "Hearths Warming Eve. And nope. We're going to Ponyville."
"I was afraid of that."
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"OK we may need to travel to..."
Celestia - "Ponyville."
"...Ponyville... But without the TATDIS..."
"When in Equestria..." Celestia offers, dropping down kneeling on all fours, "So if you would kindly mount me we may begin? I need you."
The Doctor takes one look at the sight and chokes.
"MY LADY!! SERIOUSLY?!? THERES NO TIME FOR THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR!! IM NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR!!"
Celestia sighs, head dropping down as she says "Get on my back, Doctor."
"WHAT!! GET ON YOUR OHHHH!!! GET ON YOUR..." (chokes) "...get on your back. Right. Uh... I thought you wanted me to... I mean... Um not implying you wanted..."
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The Princess and The Doctor (A MLP/Doctor Who Can Fiction)
FantasiA part of my Fan Fiction series. Princess Celedtia recruits s reluctant Doctor to assist her on a Friendship Mission in Manehatten. However they quickly find themselves drawn into a plot to destroy the Crystal Empire and Yskyakistan, the Doctor surr...
