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VINEIZNOTDEAD WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINE

VINEIZNOTDEAD: yo bitch

JEONJEON: wot

VINEIZNOTDEAD: wanna hang out tomorrow?

JEONJEON: eh

JEONJEON: not really

VINEIZNOTDEAD: too bad

VINEIZNOTDEAD: i'm picking you up at 2

JEONJEON: ugh

JEONJEON: do i have to

VINEIZNOTDEAD: yes

JEONJEON: k

VINEIZNOTDEAD: okay cool i'm glad you're coming

JEONJEON: did i really have a choice?

VINEIZNOTDEAD: no

JEONJEON: thought not

VINEIZNOTDEAD: be sure to shower and dress nicely

JEONJEON: ... why

VINEIZNOTDEAD: uH because thats what you do when you go n hang out with someone

JEONJEON: what have you got planned min yoongi

VINEIZNOTDEAD: lmfao what

VINEIZNOTDEAD: nothing

JEONJEON: mhm sure

JEONJEON: where are we going tomorrow?

VINEIZNOTDEAD: food

JEONJEON: ight but you're paying

VINEIZNOTDEAD: fine

JEONJEON: k cool thanks

VINEIZNOTDEAD: did i have a choice?

JEONJEON: nope

VINEIZNOTDEAD: as expected

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yee

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