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JEONJEON WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

ACCEPT✔︎
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JEONJEON: YONGLES

VINEIZNOTDEAD: YES CHILD

VINEIZNOTDEAD: SPILL IT

JEONJEON: who dat guy on ur recent pic?????????

VINEIZNOTDEAD: my main hoe taewang

JEONJEON: ok cool now what's his actual name

VINEIZNOTDEAD: taewang

JEONJEON: i'll tell seokjin about last november

VINEIZNOTDEAD: his name is kim taehyung, he's 23 years old. he's a youtube vlogger and fairly famous. he is single and he is also a homosexual

JEONJEON: thx bb

VINEIZNOTDEAD: why do you wanna know?

JEONJEON: ... he's really hot okay idk

VINEIZNOTDEAD: hmmm

VINEIZNOTDEAD WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

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VINEIZNOTDEAD: SWEETHEART

VINEIZNOTDEAD: I HAVE TEA

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: NDSKNF SPILL

VINEIZNOTDEAD: ONE OF MY MATES HAS A CRUSH ON TAEHYUNG

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: KDNSKNF OH MY GOD MY BOY FINALLY GONNA GET SOME DICK

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: WHICH FRIEND ?????

VINEIZNOTDEAD: @JEONJEON

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: BRB GONNS CHECK HIM OUT

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: I APPROVE

VINEIZNOTDEAD: you left for literally eight seconds

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: yeah but i saw his pfp and he's attractive so he's 1018% tae's type

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION BABY ILL BE BACK

VINEIZNOTDEAD: can you come over later ???

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: of course i can, ill be there in twenty minutes

VINEIZNOTDEAD: i love you

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: i love you too

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.

ACCEPT✔︎
DECLINE

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: hey sweetie

THIRSTYFORTEA: hi hyungie

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: check out @JEONJEON

THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: thank me later xx

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iTs hApPeNiNg yEeeE

that's pretty much all i have to say for once

damn this is the shortest author's note snm

bye :)

fuck bitches get money,
— skinny penis

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