JEONJEON WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT✔︎
DECLINEJEONJEON: YONGLES
VINEIZNOTDEAD: YES CHILD
VINEIZNOTDEAD: SPILL IT
JEONJEON: who dat guy on ur recent pic?????????
VINEIZNOTDEAD: my main hoe taewang
JEONJEON: ok cool now what's his actual name
VINEIZNOTDEAD: taewang
JEONJEON: i'll tell seokjin about last november
VINEIZNOTDEAD: his name is kim taehyung, he's 23 years old. he's a youtube vlogger and fairly famous. he is single and he is also a homosexual
JEONJEON: thx bb
VINEIZNOTDEAD: why do you wanna know?
JEONJEON: ... he's really hot okay idk
VINEIZNOTDEAD: hmmm
VINEIZNOTDEAD WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT✔︎
DECLINEVINEIZNOTDEAD: SWEETHEART
VINEIZNOTDEAD: I HAVE TEA
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: NDSKNF SPILL
VINEIZNOTDEAD: ONE OF MY MATES HAS A CRUSH ON TAEHYUNG
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: KDNSKNF OH MY GOD MY BOY FINALLY GONNA GET SOME DICK
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: WHICH FRIEND ?????
VINEIZNOTDEAD: @JEONJEON
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: BRB GONNS CHECK HIM OUT
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: I APPROVE
VINEIZNOTDEAD: you left for literally eight seconds
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: yeah but i saw his pfp and he's attractive so he's 1018% tae's type
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION BABY ILL BE BACK
VINEIZNOTDEAD: can you come over later ???
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: of course i can, ill be there in twenty minutes ♡
VINEIZNOTDEAD: i love you
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: i love you too
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT✔︎
DECLINETHE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: hey sweetie
THIRSTYFORTEA: hi hyungie
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: check out @JEONJEON
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: thank me later xx
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iTs hApPeNiNg yEeeE
that's pretty much all i have to say for once
damn this is the shortest author's note snm
bye :)
fuck bitches get money,
— skinny penis

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Fanfictionin which taehyung is a well known vlogger and jungkook is a famous youtube gamer. instagram ©️ jeonjuancock