THIRSTYFORTEA WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINETHIRSTYFORTEA: A BITCH HAS TEA AND THAT BITCH IS ME
VINEIZNOTDEAD: SPILL
THIRSTYFORTEA: a hOT guY aSKed fOr mY nUMBer
VINEIZNOTDEAD: wait what about kook? i thought you liked him?
THIRSTYFORTEA: he is the hot guy you twat
VINEIZNOTDEAD: lmfao he ain't hot
THIRSTYFORTEA: should've gone to specsavers
VINEIZNOTDEAD: hes like a 3
THIRSTYFORTEA: what am i?
VINEIZNOTDEAD: 2
THIRSTYFORTEA: biTch i'm an 8 lesbihonest
VINEIZNOTDEAD: did you just you the word lesbian to say "let's be honest"
THIRSTYFORTEA: yes
THIRSTYFORTEA: do you have a problem?
VINEIZNOTDEAD: multiple
THIRSTYFORTEA: chat shit get hit fucker
JEONJEON WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINEJEONJEON: BABE
GAYSEOK: BABE
JEONJEON: DID YOU SEE TAEHYUNGS VLOG
GAYSEOK: YES BITCH ITS KINDA BLOWING UP BC YOUR FANDOMS HAVE COLLIDED
JEONJEON: KSKSNDJDJXAK
GAYSEOK: Y'ALL ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER IM SOFT
GAYSEOK: YOU HAFTA COME ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH ME N JIMINIE
JEONJEON: I WOULD LOVE TO BABE BUT WEVE ONLY MET ONCE AND IT WASNT ACTUALLY A DATE :(((
GAYSEOK: NOW THAT AINT THE ATTITUDE I RAISED YOU WITH
GAYSEOK: WE ARE CONFIDENT GAYS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
GAYSEOK: SAY IT
JEONJEON: WE ARE CONFIDENT GAYS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
GAYSEOK: THATS THE SPIRIT
GAYSEOK: NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET SOME ASS
JEONJEON: IGHT THANKS
GAYSEOK: also do you wanna come over tomorrow
JEONJEON: can we watch rpdr
GAYSEOK: yes
JEONJEON: i'll be there at 11 x
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