❝INSTAFUCK❞ - taekook

|TWENTY|

after yoongi had picked jungkook up he drove the two of them to taehyung's house. however, jungkook thought that they were going out for food.
yoongi was just relieved that jungkook wasn't paying attention to the outside surroundings otherwise the younger might've guessed that they weren't going in the right direction for the usual food places that they stop at. though, the younger did start to get suspicious when they parked outside an apartment complex.

"uh, yoongi, where are we?" the younger asked, scanning his surroundings.

"i need to pick up something from a friend's house and it's heavy, so would you mind giving me a hand? we'll go out for food straight after," yoongi lied.

"yeah, sure," jungkook agreed. yoongi mentally praised himself for the convincing lie before they both unbuckled their seatbelts and got out of the car before entering the building.

they made their way up to the sixth floor and yoongi knocked on taehyung's door. the two younger boys had no idea that they were about to meet. taehyung opened the door and came face to face with yoongi and jungkook, his eyes widening in confusion. jungkook took one look at taehyung and his mouth hung ajar. yoongi just simply smirked knowing that his plan was falling into place.

yoongi grabbed jungkook's hand and dragged him into taehyung's house. "hi, tae," the older smiled as though nothing was wrong.

taehyung glanced at yoongi, then at jungkook, then back at yoongi, sending the older man a death glare. "hi, yoongi. and, uh, jungkook? i didn't expect to see you," taehyung said questionably.

"yeah, me either," the younger replied, shooting daggers at yoongi.

their was a short awkward silence that was interrupted by yoongi's phone ringing. he smiled knowing who was calling and answered the call, pressing his phone up to his ear.

"hey, baby."

"hey, yoongi. i'm really sick. could you come over and take care of me?"

"of course, jinnie. i'll be there soon. sit tight."

"thank you, darling. see you soon."

yoongi ended the called and shot the two boys a fake apologetic smile. "that was jin. he's ill and he needs me to look after him. sorry. i hope you two have fun!" before the younger boys had the opportunity to object, yoongi was already out of the door and jogging to his car.

jungkook sighed and turned to look at taehyung. "little bastard set the whole thing up, didn't he?"

taehyung snorted. "you fucking bet he did."

"i'm just upset that he told me that we were going out to get food and yet, i see no food," jungkook complained.

"are you having a laugh? i'm a full course meal!" taehyung exclaimed.

jungkook chuckled. "well, unless you want me to eat you, which i wouldn't mind, i suggest that we maybe go out and get some food."

a light blush spread across taehyung's cheeks and he looked away from the others harsh stare. "yeah, let's go to tesco."

the two of them left taehyung's house and got into his car. taehyung started the engine and drove the two of them to tesco which wasn't too far away from where he lived. they exited the car and jungkook grabbed one of the larger trollies and began pushing it through the shop with taehyung next to him.

as they were walking through one of the food isles, taehyung grabbed the trolly and stepped inside of it, sitting down with his legs crossed as he looked up innocently at jungkook.

jungkook laughed at the older's behaviour. "why?"

"i'm lazy," taehyung shrugged.

the younger laughed once again. "fair enough."

jungkook continued to push the older male around the shop in the trolly as the older pointed to the things that he want to jungkook could put them in the cart. they were both surprised that the two of them hit it off so quickly. it might've been because their personalities were quite similar and they got on well with each other online so naturally they'd be the same in person.

they finished grabbing the food items that they wanted and paid at the till before lugging the shopping bags to taehyung's car and making their way back to his house. they entered the older boy's apartment and set the bags down on the kitchen counter. they then proceeded to walk into taehyung's living room before slouching down on the sofa.

"oh! did you wanna do that vlog?" taehyung suggested.

"which one?"

"quoting vines. i was meant to do it with yoongi but i reckon it would be fun if we do it together. plus, our followers might go wild because we've only ever interacted over instagram and it'll be funny to see their reactions," taehyung grinned.

"sure," jungkook said before the older of the two lead jungkook into his bedroom where all of his filming equipment was set up.

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yeyeye

okay i'm sorry that i didn't update this book yesterday, i thought i had a draft but it turned out that it was just notes so i made this long written chapter to make up for it :)

but yeah updates should be every day between 9pm - 11pm uk time- that is, until i go back to school. it's my last year before i go off to college so i'm doing all of my important exams and i really need to focus so my iodates won't be as consistent as they are now

but i'll do my best

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