JEONJEON WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINE
JEONJEON: yoongi :((
VINEIZNOTDEAD: what's wrong my son
JEONJEON: taehyung :((
VINEIZNOTDEAD: what
JEONJEON: hes so cute :(( like his face and his personality
:(( uwu :((
VINEIZNOTDEAD: gay
JEONJEON: yes yoongi. gay
VINEIZNOTDEAD: wow ur really whipped huh
JEONJEON: idk it's not that like
JEONJEON: we've only properly talked once
JEONJEON: n mayhaps i stalked his instagram and binge watched the majority of his youbtube videos
VINEIZNOTDEAD: whipped culture
JEONJEON: kdksdnskdj yoongi what should i do :(
VINEIZNOTDEAD: talk to him more, make friends with him. develop your friendship and get to know him personally. taehyung likes people who make an effort to be in his life
JEONJEON: thank you yoongi i love you pro homo
VINEIZNOTDEAD: ilyt pro homo
VINEIZNOTDEAD WANTS TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE.
ACCEPT ✔︎
DECLINE
VINEIZNOTDEAD: baby i have a plan
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: oooo what is it?
VINEIZNOTDEAD: jungkook is wHIPPED for tae sO
VINEIZNOTDEAD: bare with me
VINEIZNOTDEAD: what if i plan to go over to tae's house for the vlog where we just quote vines but i bring jungkook with me (but he don know where we goin) and as soon as we show up @ taes u call me and say it's urgent and leave them to get to know each other n make a vlog
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: that
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: it's fucking brilliant
VINEIZNOTDEAD: :))
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: fuck you're cute
VINEIZNOTDEAD: am nOt
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: are tOo
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: can i come over? imy
VINEIZNOTDEAD: you don't even need to ask x
THE.HOLY.SEOKJIN: be there soon ♡
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skeet skeet they gonna meet
shit that rhymed
damn
well okay gotta skidaddle and listen to aNSWER ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE ALL OF THE SONGS FUCKING BANG THEYRE ALL SO GOOD AND THEYRE ALL SUCH BIG ASS BOPS I AM LIVING FOR THIS ALBUM
fuck bitches get money,
— skinny penis
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❝INSTAFUCK❞ - taekook
Fanfictionin which taehyung is a well known vlogger and jungkook is a famous youtube gamer. instagram ©️ jeonjuancock
