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"WASSUP, FUCKERS?" jungkook yelled as he opened the door to hoseok's apartment.

catching onto the vine reference, hoseok replied with: "WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE?"

"FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!" jimin responded.

the three boys laughed and greeted one another.

"i'd love to stay but i don't want to interrupt your rupaul marathon so i'll leave you guys to it," jimin said as the three of them walked towards the front door.

"i'll miss you. come over soon," hoseok pouted adorably.

"of course, baby. i'll see you soon," jimin smiled, leaning in to kiss hoseok who happily kissed him back.

"ew, gays," jungkook said with a disgusted look on his face.

"you're literally the gayest person i know," jimin sighed.

they said their final goodbyes before hoseok and jungkook entered the living room and sat down on the sofa. jungkook placed the carrier bag full of food that he was holding on his lap and started taking all of the things out of it.

"so, i got pringles, oreos, some different types of haribos, rice cakes, hobnobs, hula hoops, some monster energy drinks and i also brought two cheese pizzas because i know that you love them so i thought we could cook them later," jungkook said.

"have i ever told you that i love you so much? because i do," hoseok replied.

"we been knew," jungkook laughed.

"did you... did you just verbally use twitter slang?" hoseok questioned.

"yes," jungkook deadpanned.

"i– alright, i'm not even gonna say anything, let's just put on some rupaul," hoseok replied, grabbing the television remote.

"what season are we watching?" jungkook asked.

"season six," hoseok answered.

"aight."

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it was late at night and they had managed to watch every single episode of season five.

"so, thoughts?" hoseok said as he turned the finale off after it had finished.

"i take back every bad thing i said about rupaul's drag race and when i go home i'm going to binge watch every season," jungkook admitted.

"aha! i knew you were gonna like it!" hoseok grinned in victory.

"but, in all seriousness, i hate laganja estranja. she's really annoying. but... bianca is my role model. she's such a big mood and she hates everyone but she has a soft spot for adore," jungkook admitted.

hoseok had a look of pride on his face "yes! oh my shit, i've been waiting for the day where you finally understand where all my rupaul fanboying comes from!"

"... i get it now. what seasons do you recommend i watch next?" the younger asked.

"well, seasons seven, eight and nine are good. season four and five are alright. season one, two and three aren't the best, if i'm being completely honest. and season ten only has ten episodes at the moment but it is really good," hoseok rambled, happy that he could finally rant about his favourite television show with his best friend.

"aight, i'll keep that in mind and i'll be sure to let you know what season i'm going to watch next and my thoughts because i know you're, like, the happiest guy alive right now," jungkook laughed.

"damn right."

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o hElLo tHeRe

so most of y'all were like "wRitTen cHaPs tOo" and i honestly wanted to write some written chapters as well so i'm a happy bOi.

i'll probably post another chapter today but my phone is going to die and my mum and i have to share a phone charger because mine broke but she's charging her phone right now. i wrote the majority of this chapter on my laptop but came on my phone to write the author's note.

thanks for reading y'all i appreciate it sm xoxox

farewell children.

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