Musicals React To Musicals

More Than Survive

The music starts to play.
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[JEREMY:]
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon
Go, go

I'm waiting for my porno to load
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All the girls look at Jeremy with disgust.
Chandler: Lame ass
Jeremy: Hey! It's normal for a guy okay!
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My brain is gonna freakin' explode
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
But that really isn't such a change
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
My life would be in utter disarray
'Cause freaking out is my okay
Good morning time to start the day!

C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon
Go, go

Should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
A junior on the bus is killer weak
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
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Brooke- Than take the bus
Chandler- Point proven
Jeremy- What did I do to make you hate me!
Heather Chandler is a mythic bitch *snickers*
Chandler- She's right you know!
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And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
To just be fine and cool and chill

I don't wanna be a hero
Just wanna stay in the line
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
For me Joe Pesci is fine
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Angelica- Who are they?
Jeremy- *Le Gasp*
Michael- Some old actors Jer is obsessed with
Jeremy- I'm not obsessed!
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So I follow my own rules
And I use them as my tools
To stay alive
I don't wanna be special, no, no
I just wanna survive

[COMPANY:]
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go, go
C-c-c c'mon c-c-c c'mon
Go, go

[CHLOE:]
So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake
I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool
And then she lost at pool
Deliberately
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Chloe- *Gasp* I remember that!
Brooke- Same!
Jenna-*dully* Same.

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[BROOKE:]
That is so awesome

[CHLOE:]
Brooke!

[BROOKE:]
I mean slutty

[JENNA:]
And then Madeline was all like...

[CHLOE:]
I'm telling the story, Jenna!
Oh my God, he's like totally getting off on that
Ugh.

[RICH:]
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
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Rich flinched
Rich: Sorry about calling you that.
Jeremy: It's cool. Plus it wasn't you, it was the squip.
McNamara: what's a squip?
Squip: Me
HOLLY KULTINEKER! I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE!
McNamara: I still don't know what a Squip is.
You'll get more details about that later.
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[JEREMY:]
Sorry, I was just trying to get to...

[RICH:]
Jakey D!
So what's the story with Madeline?