A Universe Apart: Ruby Rose X Male Reader

Staring Contest!

You wake up, and just like every morning you get dressed grab your gear and hang out with everyone around campus.
It seems like it's going to be a very uneventful day until lunch rolls around.

You are sitting at the lunch table wondering where Ruby is when yang speaks up.

Yang: Whatcha doing?

Blake: Nothing. Just going over notes from last semester.

Yang catches a grape in her mouth.

Yang: Lame.

You in your head: wait a minute... Ruby's not here, Blake's going over "Notes", and Yang is catching food in her mouth... I know what today is, and this is gonna be great.

Nora giggles as she continues to toss grapes at yang with her spoon.
Yang catches the fruit with ease, giving Nora a thumbs up.

Ruby, giving an enormous heave, slams a binder onto the table, catching everyone off guard.
On the cover of the binder is written "Vytal Festival Activities, Property of Weiss Schnee".
This has been hastily crossed out with a red marker pen, and with the same pen, a new title, "Best Day Ever Activities", has been written underneath.

Ruby: (clearing her throat, She gestures to everyone at the table.) Sisters... friends...B-b..

You: you can say it, you know it would actually make me quite happy to hear it.

Ruby: Boyfriend! (Giggles cutely), Weiss.

Weiss: Hey!

Ruby: Four score and seven minutes ago, I had a dream.

Yang: This ought to be good. (She catches another berry in her mouth.)

Ruby: A dream that one day, the five of us will come together, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had... ever!

Weiss: Did you steal my binder?

Ruby: (Ruby makes "peace" signs with both hands.) I am not a crook.

You: It sucks that I'm the only one in the whole universe that gets even one of those references...

Blake: What are you talking about?

You: You know what I'm talking about.

Blake: I meant, what was Ruby talking about.

Ruby: I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a bang!

Yang: I always kick my semesters off with a Yang! Eh? Guys? Am I right?

You: You should be arrested for crimes like that.

An apple is tossed at yang and hits her in the face. She glares at Nora.

Nora: Boooooooooooooooo!

Ruby: Look guys, it's been a good two weeks and between more exchange students arriving and the tournament at the end of the year, our second semester is going to be great!
But, classes start back up tomorrow! Which is why I've taken the time to schedule a series of wonderful events for us today.

Weiss: I don't know whether to be proud or scared of what you have in store.

You: Eh, a little of column A and column B.

Yang, still glaring, picks up an apple and tosses it across the room.
An unfamiliar voice shouts "Hey!" and Nora can be heard giggling.

Blake: I don't know.
I think I might sit this one out.

Weiss: Sit out or not, I think that however we spend this last day, we should do it as a team!

Nora: I got it!