Undertale: What Even Is This?

Crilps Isn't All That Bad... Yet

CRILP woke up on a pile of flowers. This boi got up and looked up at the hole he somehow fell through.

"Damn I'm clumsy... How in the actual fuck did I survive that big ass fall?" CRILP questioned the whole universe.

CRILP decided to keep walking and ended up seeing an archway. He walked through the door and saw a little pansy.....I mean a sunflower.

"Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower."

"The fuck kind of name is that?" CRILP asked.

"You're new to the underground, aren'tcha?" Flowey questioned.

"I'm relative with what underground means" CRILP replied.

"Golly, you must be so confused!" He says.

"Are you even listening to me?" The little boi asks.

"Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!" Flowey exclaimed 'joyfully.'

"..." CRILP waits.

"I guess little old me will have to do." Flowey says.

"I bet you can't hear me right now." CRILP thinks aloud.

"Ready?" The room darkens and CRILP sees a glowing heart shape appear in front of himself. He looks around and sees Flowey but in black and white.... and somehow in more detail??

"See that heart? That is your soul, the very culmination of your being!" Flowey explains. The heart shows some arrows next to it, indicating that he can move it. CRILP moves his hand and arm and the soul...his soul starts to move. He feels stupid because he is moving his arm like some crappy movie.

"What in the fresh dew of the morning sun?"

"Your soul starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV." Flowey explains EVEN MORE.

"What the fuck is LV?" He asked.

"What does LV stand for? Why LOVE of course!"

"So can you hear me or not you godamn flower?" CRILP was getting a little confused and even more pissed.

"You want some LOVE don't you?"

"Honestly not from you..."

"Don't worry, I'll share some with you!" Flowey winks.

"No."

"Yes. Will you shut the hell up? I'm trying to explain this shit and you keep interupting me." Flowey responds like a teen who had their phone taken away.

"..."

"..."

".....Oh! Sorry, continue." CRILP says.

"Down here LOVE is spread through "little white...friendliness pellets." Flowey looks to the side and snickers.

"I really don't trust you right now. You're shady as fuck." CRILP says, cautious because y'know...talking flower and all.

"Are you ready?"

"No what the hell?"

"Move around, get as many as you can!" Flowey exclaims, laughing.....

"Umm.....I'mma pass." CRILP says.

"Wait seriously?" Flowey asks.

"Yeah I mean it's so obvious you want to kill me." CRILP explains.

"....."

"After all I said about you interrupting me, you pull this shit?" Flowey asks.

"I ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....ok fine, just for you."

"Friendliness pellets" fly straight toward his soul at an alarming speed. His health (he noticed the bar at first that said hp) went down all the way to 1/20.

"YOU IDIOT..." Flowey's face changes into something you'd see in your nightmares.

"I'm not an idiot, I was playing along for you!!" CRILP shouts, heartbroken.

"In this world, it's kill or BE killed!" He laughs and surrounds him with bullets (he has officially named them that, now).

"DIE" Flowey shouts.

"NOT TODAY, SATAN!!!" CRILP runs away from Flowey.... only to run into a tall goat woman.

She throws a fireball thing at Flowey. "What a NASTY creature. Torturing such a poor, innocent youth..."

"Ok I get it, you saved me. Can we skip the dialogue and just continue to where we're supposed to be? No surprises or anything? Please?" CRILP asks.

"Oh. Um yeah, okay.... I had some puzzles I wanted you to solve. And for you to talk to a dummy.......Okay now that I mentioned it, that sounds really stupid." She thinks out loud like CRILP already did a whole million paragraphs ago.

"Yeah, it does. Let's go" CRILP hurries her.

"Alright, I suppose we should start heading out....." she says.

To be continued.........
Btw this is my first whole book. And that was a starter chapter. I'm not going to use the exact dialogue that much from now on. Maybe even swear less lol.