The restaraunt is very hot when they walk in. Everybody turns to look at the crowd of weirdos standing in the doorway. There are a lot of dogs here and they all look pretty stupi- fluffy. Very fluffy.
"Hey guys, I'm pretty DOG gone tired so throw me a BONE and don't bother me, will ya?" Sans jokes. The whole entire dining area bursts into laughter. CRILP cringes mentally and physically. Papyrus rolls his eyes (somehow). Toriel looks unimpressed.
"Can we stop it with the puns? I'm getting pretty hangry right now." CRILP says.
"YES. I'D QUITE LIKE TO GET OUT OF THIS GREASE TRAP. IT IS MAKING ME NAUSIATED." Papyrus says.
They all walk up to the bar and sit down. A man made out of flames walks up to them and CRILP backs up a bit. The heat is too intense (tHaTs HoT) for him to handle. He's sweating already.
"What do you want?" Sans asks.
"I think I'd like some BONELESS PIZZA. Just kidding I want some chicken nuggies." CRILP says. Papyrus does the most anime girl giggle you could ever hear in your life.
"What?"
"YOU ARE FUNNY!" Papyrus laughs. CRILP just stares at him, confused. Papyrus has sparkly eyes..
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"You are the creepiest monster I have ever seen in my life." CRILP deadpans. He scoots away from Papyrus.
"I WILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT." He says.
"This is quite akward." Toriel says.
"Don't worry, it'll only get worse from here." Sans says.
"Oh dear." Toriel sighs heavily.
Meanwhile, CRILP is trying to get away from Papyrus. He runs out soon after he gets his food TO GO.
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The crew sets out to the Skelebro's house.
End chaptera There will be one soon. BYEEE
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Undertale: What Even Is This?
FantasiaA young laddie boi named CRILP goes on an adventure in a place called the underground or whatever.... He soon learns that this place is a bitch to go through and that he really hates flowers. CRILP goes through many traumatic experiences (puzzles, e...
