Undertale: What Even Is This?

Da House

"WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, CRILP!" Papyrus opens the door and walks inside.

"Ughhhhhhhh" CRILP groans.

Papyrus chased him around town just to drag him to his house. The whole time he was talking about friendship bracelets and sleepovers and telling eachother secrets after a pillow fight. Meaningless to to say, he was annoying and cringe-worthy.

Papyrus looks expectantly at CRILP for him to go inside. Toriel and Sans look like they're enjoying CRILP's torment as usual. He sighs and walks inside.

"This is a nice house. Oh! It's so clean! You two must work really hard to keep it like this." Toriel says.

"Actually, Paps is the only one that cleans around here. If ya haven't noticed, I'm really lazy." Sans replies.

"YES. MY BROTHER IS QUITE LAZY. HE SITS AROUND ALL DAY, NEVER PARTAKES IN MY COOKING LESSONS, AND ALWAYS HAS SOME KIND OF RETORT WHEN I ASK HIM TO CLEAN SOMETHING." Papyrus looks really upset about his brother's behavior.

Sans, on the other hand, looks proud of what he does. It looks like he loves to annoy his brother.

Toriel gasps. "Sans! You should help your brother more often. Look at all of these things he has to do to support you two!" She scolds him.

"I do pay the bills." Sans shrugs. This seems like the end of the argument because Toriel just gives him a look and says nothing afterwards.

"Well then." CRILP says. He walks to the TV, turns it on, and sits down on the couch. He looks at the blank screen and wonders why it isn't playing anything except, ' Stay tuned for the Metaton Show!'

"What the hell is this?" He asks.

"OH THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW!" Papyrus says. He jumps on to the couch and looks at the TV with pure amazement... Then he looks confused and finally, upset.

"OH NO THEY AREN'T AIRING THE EPISODE YET." He turns off the TV and sighs.

"WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN WHEN BY BEST FRIEND IS HERE. IT'S ALWAYS ON!" He yells.

While Papyrus is having his temper tantrum, CRILP walks over to Toriel. She turns and smiles at him. She was just looking at a recipe book.

"Hello, CRILP, I was just looking at all of these recipes. I might try to make them." She says. She looks excited.

"That's cool, I might try to help you. By the way, where is Sans?." CRILP asks. He looks around but the skeleton has somehow disappeared.

"I do not know. He was here just a second ago." She looks as well.

Suddenly, the front door opens and Sans walks inside.

"Did somebody say, donuts?" He has his usual smile on and looks around.

Papyrus has calmed down but now he looks angry again. Toriel looks at Sans questioningly. CRILP just looks hungry.

"SANS, I WILL NOT TOLLERATE UNHEALTHY FOOD IN MY HOUSE." Papyrus is really emotional today.

"Chill Paps, look at CRILP, he looks like he needs it. He's skinny enough thet he could pass off as one of us." He gestures over to him. Sans actually looks concerned for him.

"Wait. Wait. Wait. Why am I a part of this?" CRILP looks confused.

"I AM SORRY FOR GETTING ANGRY, CRILP. I WILL TRY TO BE A BETTER HOST." He apologizes. Papyrus starts to walk over to him.

"No. No stop. Get away!" CRILP backs up until he hits a wall. How did that get there?

Papyrus stops in front of CRILP and lifts him up to give him a hug. "PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY."

"Okay! Just get away from me!" CRILP yells. Papyrus lets go and CRILP makes a mad dash upstairs into a room.

CRILP hears laughter from downstairs. This is going to be a nightmare.

END CHAPTER. I hope you enjoyed it because oof. But thank you for reading. I'll try to make more chapters soon but I think I need a break or something for a day. Hey look 666 words lol anyway cya later.