Undertale: What Even Is This?

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"So uh..." CRILP comments.

"Why is she here?" Sans sounds like he expected you to be the only one here.

"We got bored and decided to leave the ruins together." Toriel replies.

"......."

"...."

"......................"

Sans looks around. He seems to be waiting for something. He sighs.

"Wha-"Toriel gets interrupted by Sans.

"I think you two should meet my brother, let's go." He says. Sans still looks like he's expecting something to happen. Like he knows something they don't.

They start to walk again. The air is still cold. CRILP starts shivering more. Toriel tries to warm him up but it doesn't work. They keep walking. It's silent. The trees go by slowly. The trio passes a booth and CRILP stops.

"What is this?" He looks disgusted by it.

"Hey buddy don't judge it too hard. That's just cold." He snorts

"Wait did you make i- oh my god that pun was horrible!" CRILP laughs, so does Toriel.

"Then why are you laughing if it's so baaaaad? Ewe seem to have forgotten what horrible means." His eyes squint and his smile seems to get wider, if thats even possible.

"Oh god"

"I would make a pun about a pencil but there's no point." He looks at CRILP with a goofy face.

CRILP is trying not to die from laughing and holds it in.

"You know what's bad about writing puns on paper? They're tearable" Sans winks at him.

CRILP stops functioning and drops onto the ground laughing. He's crying from laughing too hard. Soon, he starts to calm down. He stands up only to be face to face with a spine? CRILP looks up. Smiling down at him is another skeleton. They don't have glowing pupils like sans. It looks like he is wearing a costume of some sort.

"Woah, you're super tall." CRILP stares in amazement, losing his smile.

"THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT! I DO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE NOT MET YOU BEFORE. I SEE YOU KNOW MY BROTHER QUITE WELL. IS THAT ASGORE? DID YOU SHAVE?" His attention is now on Toriel.

"I did not know I looked so much like him. I am not asgore, I am Toriel. I'm his............... it's complicated on what we mean to eachother." She looks upset.

"NICE TO MEET YOU TORIEL. I AM PAPYRUS. WHO IS YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?" He ignores the look on her face and continues talking. It's like he didn't even notice that she was sad....

CRILP sighs,"Please don't bring my height into this."

"The little' *snort* 'one is CRILP." Sans says.

"THANK YOU SANS. IT IS ALSO VERY NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, CRILP. I HOPE WE BECOME THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS." Papyrus seems like an excitable fellow. His eyes sparkle.

"Oh my goddddd" CRILP just isn't feeling it right now.

"YOU SEEM EXCITED." Papyrus says.

Sans laughs at his ignorance. CRILP glares at him and walks forward faster. Papyrus starts to run to catch up to CRILP. Sans seems to have ran extremely fast because he was already next to him. Toriel tries to catch up too.

"You all seem to like to see me in pain." He mopes.

"Get used to it buddy." Sans teases.

"UGHHHHHH!!"

They all laugh at his torment.

To be continued?
I think soooo.